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FIVE TIPS FOR GETTING A PROMOTION

So you've been at your job for 15 years and you feel it's time that your FLOUNCY work is recognized. Follow these five tips and you're sure to succeed. 

  1. Make a list of all of your PUGS that you're proud of. This will be PENURIOUS to bring to a meeting with your boss.
  2. Reach out to coworkers for QUARKS. These will help you when SCATTERING with your boss.
  3. Before meeting with your boss, pump yourself up by SMASHING. If that doesn't work, try acting like a/an SWARTHY TARDIGRADE. 
  4. Ask for a meeting with your boss. Lay out your SWOLE traits and exemplary ICE CREAM CONES to demonstrate why you deserve a promotion. 
  5. SLYLY follow up with your boss after the meeting. This will help your promotion stick in their mind as well as show that you're DIRTY.
I hope these tips have helped. Hopefully, soon you can celebrate with a/an SLIPPERY glass of BLOOD!

(Prompt by me)

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