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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Love In Paradise season 4, episode 8

Time for some boundaries?

  1. Oop Alliya and Shawn haven't had sex
  2. Wait so Shawn told Alliya the relationship was open? It wasn't a discussion?
  3. Madelein...dump Luke
  4. Luke, your friend Brian is Madelein's best friend's husband
  5. It's not basically an inflatable obstacle course, it is one
  6. I want to know Brian and his wife's ages
  7. I want to hear from Brian's wife
  8. Ugh, Ani, why did you sleep with Kyle?
  9. KYLE! SHUT UP!
  10. Ani, you're only now thinking that you could've gotten pregnant?
  11. Get the morning after pill then, Ani
  12. Kyle, shut up and buy the pill
  13. Alex, dump Adriano
  14. So Alex and Adriano might have sexual chemistry, but they shouldn't be together long-term
  15. ADRIANO! You cannot keep it in your pants for even a day
  16. Adriano, respect Alex's no
  17. Ugh Shawn is too old for Alliya
  18. Shawn, you want Alliya to treat you like you're her everything but also want an open relationship
  19. Oop telling Alliya she's a persona is rude
  20. Kyle, you track Ani's cycle?
  21. Ani, you might be finally seeing the light
  22. My god, each time I see Madelein I just think how much of a child she is
  23. Oop, Madelein, not sure Valeria is your friend
  24. Luke, I know Madelein is an adult, but she is a teenager
  25. YES, IT COULD BE HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA CAUSE SHE'S 1 YEAR OUT OF IT
  26. LUKE, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DATE A TEENAGER, THEN DON'T DATE A TEENAGER
  27. Next time Alex talks to her aunt about threesomes
  28. Next time Alex reveals that Adriano wants a threesome with her and her cousin
  29. Next time Alliya tries to enforce some boundaries
  30. Next time Shawn doesn't want to give up a FWB
  31. Next time Luke doesn't trust Madelein
  32. Next time Madelein finds it hard to vulnerable
  33. Next time Ani wants Kyle to be open
  34. Next time Kyle tells Ani she's saying bullshit
  35. Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiancé: Love In Paradise, TLC

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