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15 thoughts on The Empire Strips Back: A Burlesque Parody

The Empire Strips Back: A Burlesque Parody is a burlesque Star Wars parody that I saw with a couple of friends.

  1. Overall, I had a good time
  2. There was a bit too much male gaze/jokes for me at times
  3. The host's bits were too long
  4. I didn't love that they used a Biggie song for Jabba the Hutt (and kept the n word in it)
  5. My favorite act was probably "Wrecking Ball" with naked Emperor Palpatine
  6. My second favorite was the very first with the tauntaun
  7. There should've been more male acts
  8. I had the most fun with acts where I knew the song
  9. The act referred to as "The Twins" was one of my least favorites (probably because it was a slow number)
  10. I think I was often taken out of the moment because I chose a seat so far back
  11. I did not like it when the lights shone directly in my eyes
  12. I wish the bars sold snacks
  13. Sometimes, I didn't think the music super fit the act
  14. It made me want to learn to dance better but also activated some body image issues
  15. There was an impressive age range within the audience

(Prompt by me)

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