Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Hunt for Love season 1, episode 2

Don't know what's to come on this episode because we got a season preview last week.

What is this opening montage?
Okay, yeah, Usman's song isn't good, but you gave him like 2 seconds to come up with it
Chantel has like no game
Courtney also has no game
Chad is a nice guy for bailing her out
Okay but Chad also has no game
Omg how long has this hot tub speed dating been going on???
Tim and Jennifer, you had to know the show would force you together
Oop Colt is failing
Get it, Tiffany
Tim looks so physically uncomfortable
Wait, Elise, what is deep about your connection with Rob?
How is Jennifer so low ranked?
Rob...you didn't even rate Jennifer higher?
Jennifer is a Greek goddess?
I do not see chemistry between Courtney and Usman
Courtney does not know what a fluffer is
Next time Colt has a weird pillow
Next time Colt thinks he has game
Next time Colt is going to ask someone out (maybe Courtney)
Next time Courtney is into Rocky
Next time peple are fighting over Jennifer
Next time Courtney tells Tim about the stripper rumor
Next time Tim and Jennifer fight
Can't wait

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiancé: Hunt for Love, TLC

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