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"Snoring" a parody of "Classic" by MKTO

Hey! Where's the boss?


Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh


Let's go!


Ooh boss you're tiresome

Like a five hour long breakless talk

And they don't fire you like they need to

You're never replying to emails


Ooh petty bossman

This job might've gone crazy

No way to save me

Who can blame me

When I just wanna clock out early?


I wanna work like I'm useful

I wanna be heard like men

Let's work as one like a real team

Like I do dream

Write a song for you like this


I'm so bored

I'm out of my mind

Thinking the clock is showing the wrong time

Weekends? I've pined, working in a place gone boring

Office, I've gone snoring

Office, I've gone snoring

Office, I've

Office, I've gone snoring


Four dozen emails

Anything for you to reply

All the way to make you do work

Doing it manage up style


I'm a send you all of the reminders

Like a carriage horse who is wearing blinders

Keep focus to focus the way you should

If you'd reply, I would smile


I wanna work like I'm useful

I wanna be heard like men

Let's work as one like a real team

Like I do dream

Write a song for you like this


I'm so bored

I'm out of my mind

Thinking the clock is showing the wrong time

It's employment grind

Everything is so mismanage-ish (I kinda hate it, hate it)

Out of my tasks

Stuck waiting

Like a broken train

On the railroad tracks

Weekends? I've pined, working in a place gone boring

Office, I've gone snoring

Office, I've gone snoring

Office, I've gone snoring


Bossman you're inept, bossman you're bad

I never met a boss like you ever 'till we met

Memos in the 40s, reminders in the 50s

Got me tripping out like the sixties

Hippies, Queen of the checking at

a 70s count for some 80s tasks

Banal, tedious, tiresome, mundane,

Boss, you're endless, I'm just snoring


I'm so bored

I'm out of my mind

Thinking the clock is showing the wrong time

It's employment grind

Everything is so mismanage-ish (I kinda hate it, hate it)

Out of my tasks

Stuck waiting

Like a broken train

On the railroad tracks

Weekends? I've pined, working in a place gone boring

Office, I've gone snoring

Whoa oh oh (Yeah, yeah)

Office, I've gone snoring (Yeah, yeah)

Yeah

Office, I've gone snoring

Uuuuuuh uh uh


(Prompt by me)

Photo by Abdulbosit Melikuziev on Unsplash


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