Time for part 1 of the tell-all!
- Okay that random Moroccan guy who said hi to Emma was definitely a producer plant
- Okay, not sure all of these intros are needed
- Elise is READY to chuck Emma right under that bus
- Wait are both Elise and Forrest 6'3"?
- Oh Emma doesn't like lying, does she?
- Elise, Michal has rejected Laura so like them not being together isn't a result of her "not picking" him
- LISA HAS DEMON BLUE CONTACTS IN
- Wow Lisa is straight up telling Elise that she's going to be a bitch to her because Elise triggers her insecurities by just existing
- Hey, Rick, being selfish is a "reason"
- Laura, the "splash pad" is the thing you're going after Rick for? Like yeah, that wasn't awesome, but he did SO much worse
- TBH, I'm surprised Jovon is back in the Philippines
- Ziad, what are you talking with these folks about?
- Ziad, you kinda volunteered to give up some privacy for this show
- Aw I'm glad Forrest got a job where he likes his coworkers
- I mean Stig probably does mean it that Aviva looks good cause she does, but just because he may mean that compliment, doesn't mean anything else
- Oh! Jovon is moving to the Philippines?
- Oh, Annalyn, I'm so sorry
- WHY are Elise and Joshua back together?
- Thank GOODNESS Rick is not the father of Trisha's baby
- The producers love that Laura saved opening that letter (but if I was Birkan, I would've been upset)
- I mean, I figured given that the show made this letter reveal to seem like it'll be a climax that it'd be nothing
- Birkan living with his family seems like a good plan
- It is weird that Laura hasn't met any of Birkan's family though
- Oop Birkan didn't tell Laura about a huge financial asset
- Ugh I don't care about Michal's opinion
- Wait, how did Birkan pay off his debt?
- Uhhh...I am suspicious of Birkan's Cyprus jackpot story
- Uh, Michal, why did you make your parents take that drive?
- Michal's voice sounds odd
- Wait, what word was bleeped?
- It does seem like Laura was joking...
- Uh, do folks remember that Laura and Michal have only known each other for like a year?
- Michal...I don't think Birkan and Laura should be together, but it has nothing to do with his English (like his English seems pretty perfect)
- Michal, it's hard for me to believe that you want to just break all ties when you flew to New York and spent probably a large part of a day in this studio to comment on your relationship
- Ziad, if you knew upon meeting Emma in person for the first time that she was a walking red flag, why did you keep dating her?
- Ugh so both Ziad and Emma cheated
- Laura, don't give Rick any sense of being right
- I mean I do agree that Emma can sleep who whomever when she's single (but it does seem like she's mad at Ziad for sleeping with someone else before they met when she was doing the same)
- Uh, Rick, maybe don't call Ziad a fake Muslim...
- I mean, I don't think anyone knows that Rick suffered the loss of one of his kids due to his ex's new partner murdering the child...so like...call rick lots of things, but maybe don't bring up the kids?
- JOVON SUCKS
- I hope he can become less sucky though
- I love that Emma is asking if Forrest has a hot uncle
- Oop Sheena is taking things too seriously
- So I do believe men and women can be friends, but I don't think I'd call one of my male friends my husband...
- Daniel...is what Lisa saying true? Did you not tell her the ceremony was for a traditional marriage?
- Uh oh, seems like that is what Daniel told Lisa...
- So Lisa (and seemingly Faith) believe in this "curse"?
- Wait, what was wrong with Lisa that she was "dying"?
- GAHHH OF COURSE WE LEAVE IT THERE
- Next time Rick talks about having a fear of being alone
- Next time Trisha reveals if her ex is the father of her baby
- Net time Aviva (and more of the cast) confront Stig about possible cheating
- Next time Molly says she still does not trust Sheena
- Next time Lisa's ex-best friend lives in Nigeria, but is now the love of Lisa's life?
- Next time we meet this new boo of Lisa's?
- Next time Elise was trying to ride share Rob to her hotel when he kinda has a thing with Emma?
- Next time Forrest provides commentary for that fight
- Next time should be pretty wild
- Can't wait!
(Prompt by me)
90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days, TLC

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