Season premiere!
- OMG I forgot that Marissa was going to give us a Say Yes to the Dress crossover!
- Ah Marissa and Edward are a classic vacation fling turned into an engagement (although it does seem like, later, they did put in the time)
- Hey, Marissa, when you say Edward worked "entertainment" at the hotel...what does that mean?
- Hey, Marissa, did your kids ever meet Edward (even over video)?
- So, hey, Edward is allowed to do what he wants with his body...but it's odd that Marissa doesn't seem to know or have even asked why he wanted a circumcision
- Why if Mallorie doesn't like talking about herself is she on this show?
- Ah Mallorie has gone to Rasit to bring him to the US (always a nice thing IMO)
- Oof, I looked it up and Athens, AL is not on the coast which I think will be a bummer for Rasit
- Also, Marmaris, Turkey looks GORGEOUS
- Okay, sorry, but the video of Rasit proposing was a bit weird to me in the angle, lighting, and location
- Aw Mallorie and Rasit greeted each other so sweetly
- Ashia, did you get engaged after 4 days?
- Also, did Maxwell propose to you in ketchup?
- Shea, you should slow down a bit
- What was that laughter?
- So, I do give Shea props for finding an age-appropriate lady, but Shea's friend feels off to me
- I don't need to see Shea's feet (out of focus or not)
- Catie, you are the one who said you had a ho phase ON CAMERA
- So, Catie, that is a pretty wild meet cute with your fiancé, but I guess who am I to judge?
- Josh is pretty cute
- So, Catie, are you in therapy for these intrusive thoughts?
- Also, have you tried not getting drunk?
- Uh oh, Mallorie, you need to talk to Rasit about life in the US (especially in Alabama)
- Also, Mallorie, have you talked to your friends about immigration issues?
- Shea, how many deer heads do you have?
- Shea, you do get points for trying to prepare for Annabelle arriving
- Uh, I would hope that Annabelle doesn't try and restrict Shea hanging with his kids
- Who is Nicole?
- Aha Nicole is an ex!
- Hey, Catie, get a new mattress that doesn't have stains
- Catie, you didn't even like a short term rental?
- Catie, are we still in therapy?
- Also, Catie, you could've told Josh all of this and you could've like started with a short term rental and then look at new places together after he arrives
- Hey, Catie, you also need to tell Josh the truth
- Marissa, your ex (Michael) being concerned about this new guy moving into a house with his children has nothing to do with Michael's or your children's genders
- Catie, red, white, and blue are the colors of the UK flag too
- Wait, Catie, you were going to sleep on a friend's air mattress?
- Wait, again, Catie, how long of a lease did you sign for an apartment you haven't seen in person?
- I'm confused why Josh agreed to do this show if he doesn't like discussing personal topics in public nor PDA
- Lingerie at the airport...sure
- Oof only four weeks of a marriage?
- Shea, it is admittedly a little weird to hang out so much with your friend's daughter one-on-one
- How long have Nicole and Shea been divorced? I'm not clear...
- Okay, Ashia, the picture of the denied paperwork looked more real than the photo of the approved neon green paperwork
- I assume Ashia and Maxwell are gonna find some way out of this
- Okay, well glad Maxwell isn't banned from the US, but, yeah, Ashia, some things aren't fair
- This season Edward reveals his circumcision to Marissa
- This season we meet Paula
- This season Mallorie teaches Rasit about dingleberries
- This season Catie springs the idea of an open relationship on Josh
- This season Marissa's coworkers warn her to only get married if she's sure
- This season Paula seems sad
- This season Mallorie is still friends with her ex and he hates Rasit
- This season Shea's friends are jerks
- This season Mido (who I believe is from Egypt) is maybe in a pharaoh costume?
(Prompt by me)
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