Time for bracket 1, episode 3!
- Wow Morgan and Mystique are actually giving their points according to merit
- Wait, why are purses here?
- Mystique is stirring up the drama
- OMG! I DID NOT SEE THE PAIRING UP PART OF THIS CHALLENGE COMING!
- Lucky...you should say your vampire is thirsty (instead of frisky)
- I do think that Lucky and Mystique could pitch that their products utilize the whole corpse
- Moan Collins is a solid joke, Morgan
- Mystique is great TV
- I wish Dawn and Morphine had punnier names
- Dawn's werewolf look is amazing
- The gag of shaving some of Morphine's zombie scalp off was solid
- What I want to know is if the queens came up with their product names (cause Hello Flesh is awesome)
- Okay eating the jelly brain is actually grossing me out
- Wait, who is the caller? Did we know this bit was happening?
- Dawn and Morphine's sketch feels so long and while it was definitely an execution of the premise, it wasn't that funny to me TBH
- LUCKY'S VAMPIRE LOOK IS EVERYTHING
- I really wish they didn't make the queens consume the fake products
- Mystique and Lucky keep saying "girl" and are definitely struggling
- I'm surprised A'Keria didn't call herself Nefertitty
- Being the kind of nerd I am, I wish A'Keria made reference to the fact that folks did eat mummies
- Morgan looks stunning
- I think the editing could've done Morgan a lot of favors by making the boo crew member disappear after applying Morgan's product
- Morgan did say the right thing by responding that her products were not cruelty free, but I wish she would've elaborated (elaboorated?)
- Sorry, none of these teams did well
- I do really like Christina Ricci
- I love that Dawn's inspiration is straight up Ratatouille (plus, it looks great)
- OMG. MORPHINE'S LOOK IS BEYOND!
- WHOA! I LOVE LUCKY'S LOOK TOO!
- So, Mystique, does look stunning, but it's just sod quiet compared to the other outfits
- A'Keria's look is perfection (and the rhinestones on the bananas is incredible)
- Morgan really sold me on her look when she did the sword moves (also, I learned something new in that Joan of Arc is also a cutlery style?)
- Ru, the challenge is really be funny, right? Not actually sell stuff
- I'm so campy and old school that I would've loved a lip sync to "Monster Mash"
- That said, it was a fun lip sync and I'm glad that Dawn finally won a lip sync
- I thought Lucky would give her point to A'Keria
- Oh right! Dawn said her BF would let her get a cat if she made it to the semi-finals
- I'm glad A'Keria is moving on cause I am just way more attached to her
- I am glad that there is still a comeback queen
- I want episode previews again!
- But I guess I do know that next time is the first episode of bracket 2 (feat. April Carrión, Aura Mayari, Crystal Methyd, Salina EsTitties, Silky Nutmeg Ganache, and Vivacious)
(Prompt by me)
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, Paramount+

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