"Take Me Home, Country Roads" rewritten to be about our new Miss USA

So last night our new Miss USA was crowned. Her name is Justus Kelley and she hails from Virginia. I watched the pageant with friends and was really rooting for her and "Take Me Home, Country Roads" popped into my head even though, yes, it is about West Virginia. But parodies are parodies for a reason! Also, no, the photo is not of Justus Kelley (those aren't free to use!), but I thought the photo captured the hope of a little girl who may one day be crowned. Anyways, I present "Take Me Home, Country Roads"

Justus Kelley, Miss Virginia
Foster mama, fighting for the kiddos
to be cared for, rejoin their fam'lies,
Using trash bag luggage, no formalities

Pageant crowns, take 'em home
Cause you're the gal who will win
Miss Virginia, Justus Kelley
Take 'em home, pageant crowns

Stunning in her space age evening gown
Poignant poise, wise with gleaming smile
Married sweetheart, thirty one years old
Wearing only sponsored, thrifted fashion bold

Pageant crowns, take 'em home
Cause you're the gal who has won
Miss Virginia, Justus Kelley
Take 'em home, pageant crowns

We'll see her at Miss Universe, shining bright
The seventy-fifth winner, somehow the first mother (last word of verse must rhyme with this last word)
She left all in awe, there could have been no other Miss USA
No other, no other

Pageant crowns, take 'em home
Cause you're the gal who has won
Miss Virginia, Justus Kelley
Take 'em home, pageant crowns

Pageant crowns, take 'em home
Cause you're the gal who will win
Miss Virginia, Justus Kelley
Take 'em home, pageant crowns

Take 'em home, our pageant crowns

Take 'em home, more pageant crowns

(Prompt by me)

Photo by Lisa Marie Theck on Unsplash

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