Time for (the start of) the commitment ceremony?
- Sarper, they put that sign there so that this exact situation doesn't happen
- I think Thais needs therapy (not a judgment!)
- It's really tough to be able to tell what Sumit actually wants
- It's pretty wild that they surprise the couples with the zipline
- Kara, I do feel the need to comment that ziplines shouldn't be "a leap of faith"--you should know it works
- I feel like the couples are getting scolded based on how they all have to sit on the ground and the therapists (who did not just do a cave trek and zipline) get chairs
- Shekinah, were you prompted to say the show name?
- Oof Pao...don't say you came to the resort to break up with Russ in front of everyone...
- Hey, are the therapists gonna correct what trauma bonding means? Like, a lot of people use it to mean people who bond because of shared trauma, but it actually means a powerful and unhealthy emotional attachment that develops between a person and someone who causes them harm or abuse
- Kara, I mostly get what you mean, but I don't think love for a partner is unconditional. Like if Guillermo was cheating on you the whole time and exposing you to STIs, would you still have to love him that deeply?
- Who was that creepy baby portrait of?
- Kara and Guillermo should sit down with a financial advisor
- Yeah, Patrick, of course you feel more nervous because this time she may be like, "Lol, bye"
- Russ, I'm not necessarily against the post-nup, but I think you should have a lawyer look at it
- Hey, crazy idea, what if we don't get drunk before the recommitment ceremony, my guys?
- I find it pretty funny that the women get this beautifully lit location to hang out and the dudes have no natural light
- Pretty sure we saw this in the preview, but where is Guillermo?
- I also appreciate that everyone decided to look spiffy
- Wait, Patrick, you had this letter, but didn't say anything when the guys were wondering where he was?
- If Guillermo is really dumping Kara via letter, that sucks, I'm sorry. Like yeah, you shouldn't be with her, but she is the mother of your child...you can tell her to her face that you do not want to continue the marriage
- Patrick, you suck. One day Kara and Guillermo's son will see that his father broke up with his mother via letter delivered by a relative stranger
- Shekinah gets points for saying a few phrases in Turkish
- Sarper, when your eyes get big, I get a bit scared
- "Shecoinah" is pretty funny
- "You are my beautiful bitch," is a WILD thing to say at a recommitment ceremony, Sarper
- Oof watching this Patrick and Thais moment is rough given where they are today
- Oh wait, how did I just notice that after recommitting the couples still go back and sit with their respective genders
- Shekinah! Stop it!
- Sumit, I know you and Jenny are currently together, so what's up?
- So, with some peer pressure, Sumit does agree to stop living with his parents
- So Rebecca and Zied recommitted too
- Uh, Shekinah, real question...how many couples have you successfully paired up?
- TBH, not sure how binding that post-nup is, but I do hope Pao and Russ work out 9at least as co-parents)
- So...did everyone recommit except Guillermo?
- Hey, Guillermo, I don't believe you that you thought this option was best for your son. You could've had a conversation with Kara even off camera and even handed her the letter while saying, I think us parting is best, I know I have trouble sharing my thoughts outloud, so I wrote you this letter
- Uh, hey, what is this weird carnival?
- Uh Sarper coming back into his and Shekinah's room feels like crime footage how it's presented
- Hey, Shekinah, I agree that Sarper's vows were bad, but why didn't you say that then?
- Next time we (thankfully) get a tell al
- Can't wait!
(Prompt by me)

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