Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

Somehow my numbering got really confused with this season, but now I think we're on episode five. Brittany...I would go elsewhere tonight Yes, Yazan overreacted, but a quick Google couldv'e told ya about the alcohol and public displays of affection customs Yazan, do you not know why she's crying? Like it isn't hard I think your career, since you were independent, and your lifestyle, since you lived with your dad can both be recovered Brittany, why have him get your bags? I mean like even if he hadn't yelled like that, how could you not be worried about telling him you're still married? How is it he's only now packing Deavan isn't going to stay because you've lied Sure, Deavan needs to try harder in some aspects, especially learning Korean, but he also has so much he needs to try on Oh man we're finally going to meet the final couple Are you just gonna carry the cat int he store...no leash...no carrier? Uh oh if he's all American ...

I am curious to see how the queens thought everyone did. Do they have virgin cocktails for the queens staying sober? Blair does look super young I get being hurt by votes, but also you do have to be able to move on if you want to keep your head in the game It seems like Blair and Shea felt what I felt which is that like nothing was great, but that Mayhem did do well (I'm still bitter) I do think that fight with Mystique is one of the top things people know about Morgan "Michelle thought I had an attitude and she's damn right" I love how people forgot that the lip sync was worth $20,000 I do hope Mayhem got some more fans this time around Wow looks like everyone voted for Mayhem EVEN MAYHEM WOW That makes two queens this season who voted themselves out I assumed they'd have Morgan talk to Mayhem since they're buds I hope India and Mayhem become really good friends It is really interesting to hear Mayhem's view on why she voted for herself a...

Colt better leave Chicago this time. Karine should stay wiht her family I feel so bad for Karine's mom I'm surprised Karine's mom hugged Paul Colt is still in Chicago and I'm so mad Colt is so manipulative I guess they're in love? IT IS TOO EARLY I love that Larissa is complaining about dating profiles because, yes, tacos come up so much "I'm half white, half sexy" I feel like Larissa doesn't know the word philanthropy  I can't believe this guy was prepped I also love that he's doing his interview while holding wine Libby's face immediately fell when Andrei said they were staying at his parents' house Libby and Andrei need to communicate It would be a good time for Andrei to bond with her family and vice versa Syngin is a very chatty interviewee Okay so even I know there is a specific way to pour Guinness I don't think you usually hear day of for jobs Did we see Angela meet with that first lawyer? Immigrati...

I tried to watch it live but failed at reading the schedule. Shea why are you surprised? Shea, you don't get to say you're going to play strategically and that's fine but are critical of people playing strategically Good Juju(bee) Mayhem looking around after RuPaul said "When they go low, you go high" was very funny These teams are definitely produced Mayhem and India...I'm rooting for you I love India admitting she was a shoplifter "My most professional panties" TV shows would keep a hot mess even if they're an insurance liability  How would they even have strategized to get Cracker out? "It's like a Jujubee sandwich with two pieces of white bread. I'm aroused." "I'm not just sickening, I'm contagious" Shea and Alexis are just doing a lot of screaming Like Shea and Alexis did some things that felt Real Housewives  but it wasn't funny I feel like the Blair, Jujubee, and Cracker scene is goi...

Let the shit show commence. Sumit is definitely going to be lying about something This is why you get a job and save and then have Jenny come over "How can you think that I don't love you?" MY HEART Oh I loved the mom hug and the dad holding Armando's hands I love how many babies are on this show now-they're so cute Deavan, you should've learned some Korean by now Okay, I thought Yazan's family didn't know that Brittany had been married at all Does Brittany know when she should cover her hair? Yazan's dad is traditional, but also gives romance tips Can you just bring an epidural to another country? Jihoon needs to get his shit together "As a friend, I'm very embarrassed." Jihoon's friends roast him I love how Sumit prepped Jenny 0 for this ceremony that includes a cow I love the cow being inside Sumit is scaring Jenny on her first night "I'm definitely going to corrupt Yazan," is a bad attitude ...

TLC is grasping at straws. My god, who asked for this? Ed's house is tiny Ugh, why do we need to see Ed's chest? Teddy is cute Rose is so pretty Oh man it's the hot UPS guy Ew, Ed sent Rose panties? Ed loves his dog more than his daughter "Embark on a journey of my journey." Avery is stoned already Hell yeah to Avery admitting she's getting high to do this Ash, you're an idiot if you never watched the show that you signed up for The doll behind Avery haunts me THE DOLL CHANGED IT IS HAUNTED I don't remember Ed's mom calling him pony Now that I know about Ed's merch, I see it everywhere-like his mom's fridge Why is Ed's computer in such a weird place? "Nothing about my trip was a disaster." LIES THE OTHER DOLL IS BACK. SEND HELP Okay, Alexa talking to Yolanda about Williams is too funny Williams sounds more nasal than I remembered Blind and deaf in love Omg Caesar slid into Yolanda's DMs I do want ...

I took this notes by hand, I'll have you know. Ugh Maybe it's awkward cause you're bad at sex Haha at the boat partyers River tour is a solid choice I was so creeped out when Colt touched Jess's hair 7 dates in 6 months is in no way a lot I don't think your second date is the time to talk about your sex life with your ex-wife I forgot how young Karine is Why was Paul the man of your dreams, Karine? A good husband sometimes Ha Karine is trying to get the baby to pull Paul's hair How is Paul like "Karine never wanted to come to the US, but how is she not excited?" I'm glad Asuelu found some friends Asuelu-when are you teaching your kids Samoan? You don't spend time with them I do feel bad Asuelu is homesick Libby and Andrei's baby is so cute Andrei does not want them to come Omg baby play time Moldova is fine to visit-I googled it and it took 2 seconds to find the State Department saying so Yeah Libby, does your baby eve...

I'm very curious to see the voting for this episode. I feel like they're already padding this with slow narration and extra b roll I'm so happy that Jujubee won a challenge It is pretty funny that they're actually eating the carrots Wow Jujubee is really opening up and I'm so proud of her I didn't know Mayhem had struggled with drugs before and if she feels like she has a problem, she probably does But I'm with Blair that I'm so proud of Mayhem for looking at herself and saying that she may need help Man what a bummer for Jujubee to win her first challenge but also have to send someone home Oh I love Monet's boots "White Man Can't Hump" Why didn't we get more of dirty charades? Yeah I loved Shea's outfit, I think the judges were nuts Wow it seems like they don't give them a lot of time to deliberate on who to vote for Am I the only one who doesn't want to see more debating about who to vote for? I do won...

Not having a computer didn't stop me from watching and taking notes! Well on a regular season, someone goes home every week too... Oh they get the box of votes Shea, Alyssa didn't give you a good fight tbh Never heard of the designer NICOLE BYER Mayhem, why are you wearing sunglasses? Cracker...I'm not sure o believe you Mayhem and India agree with me Alexis is bringing trust into the game...this is like Survivor Ain't nobody got time for your baggage is a bad message When they don't show it being random, it wasn't random If they have to do manual labor, having a team of 2 is a big disadvantage  Mayhem, I  rooting for you Okay when you said Alaska, I thought you meant the drag queen Shea is right that nostalgia is strong  Nerp  "I'm not used to doing labors" "You guys, I can't find Blair" Did Mariah just paint a bit of another team's wall?  The real MVPs of this challenge are all the PAs who had fo shop for t...

Are we getting Deavan and Jihoon this episode? Aha so we're talking COVID My god is Deavan and Jihoon's son cute Ah that was a flash forward Jihoon's dog is so cute Jihoon...you gotta get it together "People with small ears are very stubborn" Deavan got a crazy tan in her interview thing Deavan is packing a lot of condoms Now this is her choice to bring up or not, but I thought they had gotten pregnant again, but she miscarried At 30 am I supposed to own a house and have a huge savings account? Wipe that baby's mouth Wow so Brittany did 0 research and you prepared her 0 to be in Jordan I love that Yazan's brother has a good point that they don't know each other well enough Is their preference really that you pick a relative? There is no way Brittany is converting Baby was married to an American before? Wait...is this a pattern? Uhh you should worry that he hasn't seen his son in so long Uh if you don't want the baby's d...

Is there actually more to tell? I feel like if you told all...there shouldn't be more to tell...feels like that's not what all means... Why would I care what Ed thinks about David? David seems to understand Lana's position in terms of being on the website Tom just tries to jump in  David...I do not understand what you're saying is illegal David, how is a paid site not a scam? Ed, do you think all women just know their ring size? Like I super don't know Wow, David has proposed a total of five times God, Tom, I don't care what you wrote Tom, you didn't try to console Darcey so idk if she is 'inconsolable' Oh man, Ash's seminar I forgot how empty the seminar was Dismorphism? Biological level? Well I appreciate Ash saying it was bullshit I think Avery was direct, not aggressive  Stephanie and Erika's friends are talking over them Heather is dismissed Who is the lady that Erika has tattooed on her arm? Shaun looks so tired whe...

Let's see what happens behind-the-scenes! I wonder why there are different flavored drinks Are they told to compliment the drinks? Alexis thinks Ongina would be in the top? I loved Jujubee's look! Cracker, if this has been a thing for a while...then it is probably something you need to work on I love seeing some Alyssa Edwards behind the scenes Edward Scissorhands was not your first crush, Madison Beer Peter Lupus looks so average "Girl, who is pussy pink?" Wow they really rush through the announcement of voting Yeah, Alexis, this game is designed to mess with your mind Wow Alexis really did just say she wishes Cracker was in the bottom Alyssa is talking a big game for what was ultimately not that impressive of a lip sync Wow voting for Ongina was unanimous...she even voted for herself Oh I love that Alyssa and Ongina get to have a moment Wow Ongina is short "I bow to my season one sister" Do they really make the queens do that kind of ha...

I cannot believe Colt and Larissa are back. Wow they are proud of that 'from courtship to court' line "There's a baby in there." "Yeah that's intestines" "You're not fighting my brother, that's insane" I love that Debbie can also lift that weight I do not remember Colt just chugging Jack Daniels Uh Colt does need to blame himself Uh Debbie, you two don't have a normal household Wow Debbie just doesn't want Colt to date WHY DID YOU FILM COLT IN THE SHOWER How does Colt get ladies this beautiful? He does not have anything going for him This reveal that this was Angela was so good Okay I think that red dress looks good on Angela I do think Angela and Michael are married now What do you wanna bet that Angela is gonna make a GoFundMe for IVF Why can't believe that Atngela will get married in Nigeria, Skyla? This is on brand Skyla has some good points Wow Larissa is finally gonna talk about her kids Andrei ...

I hope Mayhem does better this episode because I'm really rooting for her. This is a long recap Yeah it's hard to beat Yvie at lip sync I love that Jujubee is talking about IRAs This drama is exactly why they wanted all the queens to vote It has taken so long to get to the start of the next day Wow Miz Cracker comes out and says that she wanted to vote Ongina out...why say that??? I'm so excited for this singing and dancing challenge RuPaul is lying about her celebrity crush being Ed O'Neil...right? India, you didn't mess it up...they tricked you Jujubee is such a good team pick "This bitch is into eating people and she's that skinny?" Mayhem, it doesn't seem to me like Miz Cracker is forcibly taking over, but I also only see what is edited in Blair...I thought you could sing? Blair...just take a deep breath Okay, Blair worked it out I adore that Mayhem's crush is Mr. Rogers This vocal coach doesn't sound great I love th...

It was honestly confusing what this episode belonged to. Do babies need armoires? Loren is so stressed They have an insanely large stack of water bottles I thought you weren't supposed to bring baby gifts into the house until the baby was born? Ah so it's because the building won't let you get deliveries at some point I'm so glad they're not naming the baby Corona Okay I remember their love story originally being that he proposed while they were on birth right not that Loren went back to Israel five times in one year to see him and he proposed on the last one I also didn't remember that Alexei got denied for tourist visas Did Alexei ever forgive Loren's friend for the bachelorette party thing? It is great that Alexei is now a citizen "This is pregnancy at its finest" Loren says while crying about a changing table Aw it is sad that Alexei's parents can't come for the baby's birth Wow Loren is so pregnant, like that shouldn...

I feel like they even planned the blue and pink thing for Robert and Anny. I hope Robert gets excited I appreciate that they went somewhere with people speaking Spanish Ha Robert doesn't want to admit that the pregnancy is also his doing Aw Robert and Anny do look excited Aw Anny is so excited to hear the heartbeat Robert is a veteran at having kids "Let's go, preggo" Wow Rebecca really did filter her pictures Oh right I forgot that Rebecca had gone through the visa process before I really like Rebecca's red shirt David, just be happy that Annie is all about you Raul is pointedly not answering the question about whether he has feelings for Evelin...which Corey kinda picks up on, but not fully Friends before girls So this Christmas is super cute but how is she going to take anything back? Also, did Jon get Rachel's other kid presents? I mean like who on earth thinks now is a good time for Jon and Rachel to have a kid? Lucy putting her finger u...

A classic couple joins the mix. Who is filming Rachel during this run for the plane? Also, why does your daughter not have your last name if her dad has never been in her life? Why doesn't Jon pick them up from the airport? Rachel is claiming she has a second wave, but she looks exhausted Ah now they're both asleep I think it's sweet that just having them there means so much to Jon Thank goodness, Bryson has his own bed now (but not own room it seems) I actually wasn't sure if Bryson was Robert's youngest I wonder if we're gonna see Bryson's grandparents in this episode It is insane that Robert and Anny got a K-1 visa with being in person together for 8 hours and Angela and Michael got rejected I am a bit confused as to how they planned to have kids, but Anny also didn't think she could have kids Anny and Bryson's relationship is very sweet Was that sarsaparilla candy? Spoiler, yes, Anny is pregnant Corey's flight path makes no s...

Hrm looks like I have a pattern for featuring one couple twice in a row... A day date? You mean a date? Like dates don't have a specific time Wow, I've never seen someone at a zoo be like "oh yeah this animal is tasty" While I'm with Ronald that the zoo may not be the best place for this conversation, I do not agree that the trip as a whole isn't the time to chat about these big issues Wow that desk plant does mess up that shot so weirdly Laura is so dumb like she didn't get her marriage license translated norU does she even have a copy of the contract I know Laura does travel and ends up stuck in Ecuador Well at least Laura has some paperwork now I know some people have a theory that Jon is Lucy's dad, but I don't think so Yikes I forgot that Jon couldn't get a tourist visa It's rough to lose your full time job at any time, but especially after such a long time Doesn't Rachel have another kid? Or am I misremembering? What...

Toldja I'd get a new couple in my screenshot. God, I don't care about Jesse I don't know if you can tell if someone is authentic and real after just one dinner I am actually pretty interested to see what Omar's family thinks of Avery It is sweet that Avery thought about bringing gifts I'm glad Omar's family is accepting of her God, Corey is so dumb like Evelin said so many times that she doesn't want the life he wants and yet he does not hear her Corey, you shouldn't be surprised that someone said yes...like why did you propose if you were surprised? Your finances are poor because you spent all of your money on things in Evelin's name I love that Ronald has fully accepted Daniel I do love that Ronald is saying he's excited to see his baby but also explaining to Daniel that he still loves him I don't remember religion ever being brought up before by Ronald Jesse, what do you know about what senior citizens need? My god, 250 blin...

I swear I'll use a photo of a different couple at some point. Omar is super cute It is nice that they can have just like a date I appreciate that Avery is asking how to properly greet his family Oh man I'd forgotten Laura's "jiggy jiggy" euphemism  I still don't quite get what happened with Laura and Aladin Don't be a prince or a princess, be an elected official who affects meaningful change Wait but...do you wait for the baby to have the crib? I still don't like gender reveals Daniel is super cute I want to see these babies! Alex is so confused about what's going on, but that's fair Laura, Liam doesn't want anything Aladin gave him Laura, you also put yourself in this situation Yeah like I don't think Ronald is someone who will never be ready to be married with kids, but I think he needs to go through some more rehab and therapy first Wow their baby looks like Ronald Tiffany, it was never just you...Daniel was always ...

Time to play catch up. Aw Loren and Alexei are super in love Corey is dumb Ugh do we have to start with Jesse? LIke who cares? Jesse...what do you know about love? I think it's rough to say that we go through dysfunctional relationships to learn from them because dysfunctional can mean a lot of things and I don't think we go through unhealthy things for a reason Okay, Jesse, her texting you isn't her stalking you. Like not saying that her texting you a lot isn't bad, but like block her and be done with it Jesse does not seem emotional about leaving his friends for 3 months Avery, why did you think he was in the US? Your mom coming with you was a solid plan, like your mom's attitude wasn't always great and she does/did have problematic views but I think it was a solid plan for her to come The fact that Avery didn't go to a lawyer first is insane I mean, yes, Omar's nieces are your nieces I'm sorry, is Steven going to bring a baby to parti...

We have two returning couples and four new ones, let's go! Oh my god, again people did no research Yazan is cute Brittany and Yazan have been together for 5 months and are already engaged? Do most women like  to stay home or do most women just stay home because they don't have other options? Brittany is a lot Brittany...if you want to be totally free and independent...why are you getting married? Brittany's dad is cute Soooooooooo did you date 45 year olds when you were 17? Wait, they liked the old dudes you dated like your braces? I'm gonna just shudder Great, not telling anyone that you're moving to Jordan. What a great plan, Brittany That dad is faking a smile so hard Also, does Brittany plan to have a rap career in Jordan? Oh Jenny, welcome back If Sumit and Jenny really want to be together, then Sumit needs to get divorced and should come to the US Jenny, don't go until Sumit's divorce is final [I enjoy that Babbel is advertising durin...

Tell all part two! God Tom is scum Lol Tom is now smoking on camera Ash, it may hurt, but Avery can date whomever she wants Tom is a gaslighter Darcey's teeth are too white Does Tom just hit on all of the women? It's sad that someone you know is your best friend, Lisa Wow Lisa gets so nuts so fast Ed, go away, no one cares Ed is a goat Usman should run Lisa, you don't get to tell a Nigerian what is disrespectful to Nigerian culture Can you imagine being Lisa's sister wife? Wow Usman is just up front about it Lisa seems to have thought about this and not thought about this at the same time Lisa cannot give you a child, Usman I'm so confused...Usman doesn't want to live in the US? Shaun, you do not want t hem to work it out, be honest Stephanie...how can you like Lisa??? Did...TLC not plan things out with Lana themselves David is so sad If it is true that Lana's only friends are on this website then she is a sad lady David does not loo...

Now we get to see a Zoom tell all! Shaun sounds echo-y and I feel like that could've been fixed I am curious to see Ed's daughter talk to Rose Seems like we'll get some yelling about goats Oh gosh it's sad that Darcey has a go-to tell all look...she's been on too many Who cares, Tom? David what do you mean that you don't drink water? You know, Ed, I think you did do a good job of showing Rose who you are, but who you are is an asshole Dear god I don't want half of this show to be emphasizing that it's on Zoom Wow Erica looks great and knows how to do lighting I love Darcey pretending she can't hear Tom Y'all could say why Geoffrey isn't on the show Darcey mentions her candles You can see what Darcey does to pass the time on the spin off, Shaun Oh man I could ship Yolanda and Usman Rose covers her face when Ed talks about her and I feel that in my soul Ha! Tom is drinking on camera Oof it's rough that most of them watch ...

Now to see behind the scenes! Are you relieved or are you Rulieved? Wait was there no Untucked  before? I do not remember Oof yeah Derrick's Miley was rough What is fair is a good question Female politician thighs? This is a thing? I want to see Derrick and India get into it and not keep watching a summary of the beef Yeah...what, Blair? Although it would be funny to make all of the queens poll dance Little Ricky Martin was so cute I also didn't know Ricky Martin was in a boy band that young $1,00,000 would be a lot for that swimsuit Oooh Miz Cracker is pulling the classic "Uh someone else deserves to be in the bottom" Oh I'm glad we get some time with Yvie Oh was...was that it? I feel like I missed something... (Prompt by me) RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Untucked VH1 Screenshot source

I'm so excited for Mayhem to be back. Oh gosh I also wanted Shea to win her season Shea, I hate to say it, but I do think winners are decided before the final lip sync (you still should've won your season though) Miz Cracker was delightful I have really enjoyed Alexis Mateo and she's Vanjie's mom I hope Blair has gotten some therapy I do not remember Mariah that much...but I'm excited to see more India's entrance was pretty funny and I'm glad she will get a chance to be more than the queen Mimi picked up Jujubee is adorable and is very memorable  "I am the pussy staircase" Derrick was memorable for being Britney, but I guess we'll see more this time MAYHEM!!! Whoa Ongina's look is stunning I hope Ongina makes it to Snatch Game because season 1 didn't have one Ricky Martin is so attractive Miz Cracker's stress reactions are pretty funny Thank goodness we have a library challenge this time Lost Vegas is a solid pun ...

Just a breezy post about how my little doggo has made my life better. They give structure to your day. I have found this very helpful now when life feels pretty nebulous. They make sure you get outside. Not sure how well I would be doing about this during the pandemic without Velma. You have a cuddle buddy. Another huge perk during this time of physical distancing. I have found that Velma helps me feel more productive because no matter what else I did or didn't do on any given day, I took care of my dog and that's something. I have found that Velma helps me remember to vacuum more because her hair gets everywhere. They are unbelievably cute and you get to just look at them. My dog is so soft and it is so comforting to pet her. Dogs make sure you exercise. They love you unconditionally and that is so heartwarming. My dog makes sure I always have fruit in the house because that is one of the snacks she can have. You can tell them anything. They give you a chance to ...

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