Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

I'm going to try and hide this from my players, but if you're a player and have opened this, please stop! I'm copying from my previous post to expand upon it. Now though, I'm going to focus on the third adventure. Expanded  world notes are here ,  more Thanatos notes are here , and  second adventure notes are here . Also, I bounced some ideas off of Chat GPT and probably went over time (oops). Third adventure Travel to Eros 2.5 days travel (cut a day if they get the horse and cart) Roll a D20 each day 1-4: Rain so bad that they lose a day 5-8:  Day 1: Encounter a mind swap device by accident As they walk through the forest, they find a mysterious glowing box, no traps around it. It could be a grave marker (turns out to be the grave marker of a trickster) but it swaps the minds of the two closest to it if activated (activated by touching it). From there, follow the mind swap (ctrl f  here ) Day 2:  Something in the Fields The party runs into halfli...

Yes, these would be inappropriate. I also definitely stole some.  "Here's some cheese." "What?" "Well when I break the news, you're going to wine." "So we can cremate your father, which I think would be most appropriate." "Why?" "Cause he always wanted a smokin' hot bod." "He doesn't appreciate my fruity humor." "Girl, you gotta let that mango." "I hate to tell you this, but your boyfriend is like stairs." "What?" "He's always up to something." "Your wedding photos turned out grainy." "Why?" "Cause you insisted we shoot in a wheat field." "You'll never be a doctor because you don't have enough patience." "I'm sorry, but I can't marry you right now. I'm a melon." "What?" "I cantaloupe." "Your breakfast was waffle." "You're about to be a horse." ...

Time for the reunion finale! Okay...Jeymi could've found a richer sugar mama I am also worried about Kris's mental health Mahmoud's brother does seem great Mahmoud seems to get really angry sometimes Daniele, this isn't about you Gabe has the same advice to Nicole as I do Monica looks beautiful Monica and her mom look almost identical Gabe seems bad at communication with his family I don't get why Jen is so hurt So did Jen cheat? Jen gave her number to Debbie's son??? Ugh stop trying to make Tim and Veronica happen Daniele...you should know more about your husband Oop Yohan is done Yohan kinda lost the thread there Daniele...if you don't work now and you don't think he'll change...you should split up What trauma, Daniele? Kris...you deserve to be judged Kris, you probably have to talk to Jeymi again to get divorced Oussama...do you really think you can be friends with Debbie? Debbie! You can't say Oussama looks like a corpse! Nicole...you and Mah...

Just suggestions!  Sunscreen (I say this as a pale person who forgot this before) A card (I say this as someone who forgot one) Camera (hopefully you'll see some new stuff while out of town) Your wedding outfit (this can be hard to replace) Whatever you need to get ready (makeup, hair spray, etc.) Downloaded maps (if you're like me, your cell service can vary greatly outside Chicago) Guidebook (mostly you only need this if you are either spending a lot of time there or where you're going is foreign to you) Screenshots or printed versions of your hotel etc. reservations (if you're like me, your cell service can vary greatly outside Chicago) Phone numbers of people available for questions (this may be the couple, but it may be people in the wedding party) Downloaded language for translation (if your native language isn't the primary language of where you're going) Whatever you need for an overnight (meds, nightguard, etc.) A clear itinerary of wedding events (you ...

Time for some previews!  Always some voting drama I'm not convinced Jessica should've won Ha, Heidi wearing Kasha's look Heidi! The hymen! Gotta love a good pit crew challenge Heidi is just the funniest  I have to say, it's not that fun to watch planning I'm excited to see Jimbo, Kandy, and Jessica'sketch "Ass the World Turns" is hilarious Kandy is sneaky Oooh is Heidi going to spill this tea? Jaymes looks fantastic, but I want more ass Darienne looks great, but I want more ass Alexis looks beautiful and has a great ass Ruveal I LOVE Kandy's look Jessica looks lovely, but I wanted the Ruveal to be more Jimbo's ass is so funny Heidi's concept is just hilarious Kahanna looks great and has a cute concept So LaLa is beautiful, but I don't get why her butt is such a different color I need Darienne, Jaymes, and Alexis to get to the point faster Jimbo, Kandy, and Jessica did okay but it didn't make it funny enough LaLa, Heidi, and Kahanna ...

Looking for tips though! Message friends Plan events Rewatch comfort TV Listen to a podcast Write postcards Chat with whoever is around me Write blogposts Plan D&D things far in advance Listen to an audiobook Nap Online shop Clean my nails Look for split ends Water my plants Get coffee (Prompt by me) "Bored" by s3127 . Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.0 Generic (CC BY-NC-ND 2.0) .

I'm going to try and hide this from my players, but if you're a player and have opened this, please stop! I'm copying from my previous post to expand upon it. Now though, I'm going to focus on the third adventure. Expanded  world notes are here ,  more Thanatos notes are here , and  second adventure notes are here . Also, I bounced some ideas off of Chat GPT and probably went over time (oops).  Third adventure Travel to Eros 2.5 days travel (cut a day if they get the horse and cart) Roll a D20 each day 1-4: Rain so bad that they lose a day 5-8:  Day 1: Encounter a mind swap device by accident As they walk through the forest, they find a mysterious glowing box, no traps around it. It could be a grave marker (turns out to be the grave marker of a trickster) but it swaps the minds of the two closest to it if activated (activated by touching it). From there, follow the mind swap (ctrl f  here ) Day 2:  Something in the Fields The party runs into ...

Okay, I stole most of these. Pie like you berry much I think you are porcu-fine Aloe you vera much I love you a latte Owl always love you I wood never leaf you I'm your biggest flan You are my purrson Peas be mine Don't go bacon my heart Whale you be mine I yam sweet on you I like you very mochi You're my otter half I like you from my head tomatoes (Prompt by Lucy Wright) "Red Heart Valentine" by judy dean . Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic (CC BY-SA 2.0) .

Time for the rest of the tell all. Nicole did bait Gabe into confronting Mahmoud Seeing men this angry makes me uncomfy Gabe, don't mock Mahmoud's voice Ah I didn't know Gabe's dad was in his life I would love to hug Debbie in that outfit Ah Trey Trey and Isabel are friends? Omg I hate this commentary Ah so Jen and Rishi are back together for some reason Rishi does talk in circles Ah Jen didn't tell her friends either Okay I think Rishi living at home is very normal in his culture Ah so Jen's friend was being weird Okay what does it matter if Rishi was with other women while he and Jen were broken up? Wow Rishi did you not suspect that your lie would be found out? Well I guess Rishi and Jen are angling for another season Yeah Gabe and Isabel are the best couple by far Okay, why do we need to hear from Jen's friends? Ho boy now it's time to get EXPLICIT "Jen and tonic" is both funny and gross Well Daniele and Yohan are wildly different heights W...

More colorful food is definitely more fun, though admittedly this would take some getting used to.  Beef Cauliflower (yes, I know there are similar foods that are more colorful) Eggs (the whites could be more fun in color) Cooked fish that is white Bananas (the inside) Turnips Parsnips Tofu Garlic Jicama Scallops Non-flavored milk Popcorn (yes, I know there is some colored popcorn out there) Plain yogurt Ginger (Prompt by Lucy Wright) "20150809-OC-LSC-0003" by U.S. Department of Agriculture

Time for a ball. So Jimbo picked Naysha too I need to watch Untucked Ah you can’t tell people to not let emotion into it Oooh sexy times “Dom top Heidi” Yes, Legendairy! Fruity Patootie sounds cute Supermarket Supermodel should be fun I love that they’re snacking I feel like Mrs. Kasha Davis is either going home or winning this round I would love if LaLa got an endorsement based on her bag look LaLa is funny And so is Kandy Kandy’s drawing is peak comedy I love this crushing on each other thing Jimbo is also funny! This is a funny cast I’ve also heard that black doesn’t pop on camera Wait what was the thing about Jessica’s father? Oh Heidi, someone hug her Aw I want the queens to find love Jojo Siwa feels like a good get Okay, starting with the Legendairy looks Okay I didn’t get Jimbo’s blowing bubbles in milk thing until she said it, but she looks great So Kahanna looks great, don’t get me wrong, but she’s a cow…not something in the dairy aisle Jaymes’s look is fun Kandy looks incredi...