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Thoughts on The Bachelor's hometowns episode

God this will be a train wreck. I do want to go axe throwing Haha they're both so bad (well Peter does get a bullseye) Hannah Ann's dad cannot sell that"new and exciting" line Peter is falling in love with Hannah Ann...sure Omg I see a blurred face coming up They made wine...gross Peter hasn't told Kelsey he's falling in love with her, right? I think this is a bad sign for her cause he's told Madison and Hannah Ann Kelsey looks so much like her mom PETER DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT CRAB RANGOON IS Did...did Madison get a message from Charles Barkley? I didn't like it when her dad winked Is that wine...the color is weird (quickly then revealed to be sweet tea so I was right) DID HE JUST SAY HE LOVES MADISON Victoria, are you wearing a jacket and Daisy Dukes? Lol at the dog getting to Peter first I was honestly hoping it was Chase Rice again "I don't want easy, I want crazy" is Peter's mantra Is this really someone Peter kn...

Re-writing "5 Little Pigs"

 Sir Pigsworth began his morning in his finest suit. He walked to the market to pick out some fruit that smelled delicious to his snoot.  After a morning of shopping, it was time for chores. Sir Pigsworth spun around while sweeping his floors and after that he organized his drawers. Time for some relaxation, Sir Pigsworth thought and so a delicious lunch he sought. But when it came time to pay, he found in his wallet naught. The restaurant owner did not care that Sir Pigsworth did not mean to be bare. And so he fled after the owner gave him quite a scare. (Prompt by me) 5 Little Pigs  by McLoughlin Bros. c. 1890 Readable here

Another re-written picture book

I'm enjoying these! In order to pick in a matter that was quick, who would go to the ball, the three kitten sisters played hide and seek with a shawl. It was the black kitten that found what they sought, but a new dress she had not bought. So, because they were kind, her sisters helped sew her out of her bind. In the gown her sisters had made, at the ball, the black kitten's beauty was displayed. She caught the eyes of a noble prince, and they have been in love ever since. With her new beau  and carriage in tow, the black kitten set out to gather her sisters for it was them that she could not do without. (Prompt by me) The 3 Little Kittens by McLoughlin Bros. c. 1890 Readable here

Thoughts on the latest episode of 90 Day Fiance

It's tell all time. Angela is way too into Tania and Syngin I guess they're starting out talking about this physical stuff to break the ice? Angela is just interrupting Syngin needs therapy (as do many of these people) because it does seem like he might have PTSD Shaun Robinson looks so uncomfortable and I feel like that takes a lot Oh Syngin...I think less of you for agreeing with Robert that Sasha's first wife is just jealous Emily sucks Dang I was hoping we were gonna get Masha on the line Betsy remains great Aw Tania, one of the few things I've liked about you is just saying to Emily that she's beautiful Emily how can you say that Sasha is a good dad when you said he spent no time with the baby? Oh Juliana, I'm so sorry Shaun Robinson is also on that Sarah/Juliana ship and I approve MAX AND CECE ARE ON MAX GOES TO SHAKE EVERYONE'S HANDS THEY ARE PRECIOUS GIFTS Max, be my child. Cece I think you like Natalie cause she's super prett...

5 poems from my last week of being a teaching assistant

I'm gonna miss these kiddos. Just jump into this book picture. Horses are way better than cows. Um, can you go away now?* *Not about me leaving permanently "The bottom of this pepper is very phallic." "What?" "Very fat." "OH." So you'll be back next week?** **This was about me leaving permanently (Prompt by me) Photo source

15 Valentine's Day cards with alligators or crocodiles

Happy Valentine's Day! 1. Honestly, all of Liz Climo 's stuff is great 2. Not sure who created this beauty, but I found it here 3. You can purchase instructions for this beautiful craft here 4. I'd snap you up if you said be my valentine. 4 1/2" x 6 3/4" circa 1930s cards moves so that figure falls into alligator's mouth mechanical flat Found it here 5. Sadly this guy is discontinued, but if it comes back, you can buy it here 6. Buy it here ! 7. Alligators can be letters! Buy this card here 8. Adding chocolate never hurts. Image from here 9. This cutie has my heart. Find it here 10. Not 100% sure why an alligator needs a boat, but this dish (and three others) are for sale here 11. And there's a picture of a train! Found here 12. Points for using a real alligator photo. Find it here 13. This is an incredible craft. Find the ins...

Re-writing another picture book

"Oh my dear Doctor Duck, I am so down on my luck. My back feels as though it has been struck." "Kangaroo, my friend, I am sorry that you feel so blue. Perhaps, with the right stretch, you will feel brand new." "If you allow, I will climb aboard thou, and I will help you, this I vow." "With you on my back, I do feel a crack, but my old self feels as though it's back." "I am glad I could assist, but it seems my feet I did twist. I must add getting new shoes to my list." "Welcome to my shop, I will get you what you need faster than I could hop, or my name isn't Lambchop. "Now that I am well, I shall give my friend Kangaroo a yell. Perhaps an adventure I can compel." And so the two friends took flight, sailing through the deep, dark night, soaring and exploring until they could see daylight." (Prompt by me) Cover art source To read the original story (whi...