Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

I have another session coming up today! I don't think my party reads my blog. If you do--STOP IT! I'm going to copy and paste a lot of my last post so I can build on it. Journey to the capital Strix (in Ekphrastic Beasts ) attack (1 blonde, 1 redhead) Town of Limisteer Large town, like Baile Has almost everything you want because of the closeness to the capital  Large Pub-Cloak and Stagger Owner= Lark and Rarmad Granitebraid , Lark is a female half-orc. Big smile with jagged teeth, very friendly and wears suspenders. Has the best brews in town. Rarmad is a sorcerer with great cooking skills and used to run The Half Pint. Job board has the city guard and kitchen help quests posted Two elf city guard are at Cloak and Stagger are talking about getting spooked in the catacombs of the Temple of Apollo The city guard is looking for help with  strange sounds  coming from the catacombs Location: Temple of  Apollo   NPC :  Father Jesep , a very, VERY old human ...

Reunion time! They're sitting so close together Why Kathy's backyard? Erika...do you feel sympathy? If they didn't fire Teresa I don't see why they'd fire Erika "Excrementally" Dumping Sutton on Valentine's Day weekend is a jerk move Dorit is rude You all say digs in your confessionals...it's kinda what they're there for Kyle's face was great I believe Rinna said that Erika, this isn't about you Dorit remains rude Kathy!!! Wait that wasn't staged? Next time Lisa brings sauce Next time Erika reveals cheating information Next time Erika goes into details Next time Erika's Instagram gets judged Next time looks great Can't wait! (Prompt by me) The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills  Bravo Promotional image source

 I didn't watch live this time. Yes, Alina did just drink that wine OVER 100??? Was this all while they were dating? (seems like no) Ah yes, it was necessary to mention Star Wars Alina, you're not married yet. You can tell Steven to leave and just have a fun vacation in Turkey Corey is going to talk to the woman he had an affair with instead of going to look for jobs...cool cool cool Corey, you did have a chance...you just didn't  Jenny seems like a good person So yes, you do still have feelings for Jenny Therapy seems like a good idea for Jenny, Sumit, and Sumit's family I mean something could happen between Sumit and anyone he marries WOW. WHAT. A. PLAN. Yay for more equal rights in Mexico! Thank goodness Alina's mom is here Corey, it's wild that you hadn't told Jenny your relationship was definitively over earlier Welp at least he came clean? Well, Evelin, turns out he did it on camera so you can verify it It's not a positive sign, Sumit Steven...you ...

I have another session coming up Friday! I don't think my party reads my blog. If you do--STOP IT! I'm going to copy and paste a lot of my last post so I can build on it. Ways to introduce new character Don't, have her take over Abarat (unlikely) She's also at the job board She's at Cloak and Stagger She's at the court as someone else summoned Queen's court Chamberlain: elf, Merellien Valthana, loyal Cup-bearer: elf, Llorva Valthana, loyal Grandmaster: dwarf, Besol Lavamane, loyal Great officers Hand of the Queen: human, Lyra Vana, loyal Officer of Coin: dwarf, Doraline Lavamane, loyal Officer of War: half-orc, Ferli, loyal Officer of Whispers: goblin, Vokx, loyal Officer of the Law: elf, Folas Vana, neutral Officer of Land: elf, Agis Vana, neutral Officer of Religion: elf, Ayen Valthana, neutral Knights human, Richard Bloodwolf, loyal dwarf, Elndok Lavamane, loyal elf, Omylia Qinyra, disloyal half-elf, Audril Vana, loyal Lady-in-waiting: hal...

I have another session coming up Friday! I don't think my party reads my blog. If you do--STOP IT! I'm going to copy and paste a lot of my last post so I can build on it. Ways to introduce new character Don't, have her take over Abarat (unlikely) She's also at the job board She's at Cloak and Stagger She's at the court as someone else summoned Queen's court Chamberlain: elf, Merellien Valthana Cup-bearer: elf, Llorva Valthana Grandmaster: dwarf,  Great officers Hand of the Queen:  Officer of Coin:  Officer of War:  Officer of Whispers:  Officer of the Law:  Officer of Land:  Officer of Religion: elf, Ayen Valthana Knights human, Richard Bloodwolf dwarf elf half-elf Lady-in-waiting: half-elf, Chrisna Leonala Maid of Honour: human, Elaria Bloodwolf Master of Ceremonies: elf, Solana Valthana Master of the Horse: elf, Caeda Norrora Master of the Hunt and Falconer: elf, Alok Norrora Page: human, Jason Bloodwolf The Royal F...

I have another session coming up Friday! I don't think my party reads my blog. If you do--STOP IT!  Ways to introduce new character Don't, have her take over Abarat (unlikely) She's also at the job board She's at Cloak and Stagger She's at the court as someone else summoned Queen's court Chamberlain: elf,  Cup-bearer: elf, Llorva Gilra Grandmaster: dwarf,  Great officers The Royal Fool: half-elf Knights   Lady-in-waiting: half-elf,  Maid of Honour: human,  Master of Ceremonies: elf,  Master of the Horse: elf,  Master of the Hunt and Falconer: elf,  Page:  Religious advisor: elf,  Secretary: elf,  Prince's court Chamberlain: elf, Haryk Magqen Cup-bearer: elf, Ayred Norrora Page: elf, Vamir Norrora Religious advisor: Durogark Secretary: elf, Inchel Brysys Other notable nobles   (Prompt by me) "100_3788" by Ade M. Campbell

Jen and Brooks sit down time. "Gin and Bear It" is a great title That's a lot of shoveling Whitney's kids' expressions are gold Yay for Heather's daughter! I hope Brooks gets over this "I was just deflecting my vagina" Stripper pole=great marriage COOL SETH. REAL FUNNY. Heather, you have to talk about sex Whitney, what are those pants? Lisa, how could you think you were friends? Lisa, I don't think everything could be a misinterpretation Next time Heather tries to have the sex talk Next time Lisa and Whitney's peace is short-lived Next time Jennie's husband is unreasonable (Prompt by me) The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City  Bravo Promotional image source