Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

I'll go back and comment on episode 1 soon. I love Molly Correct answer, Kinsley You're lying when you say you don't know where to start...you send him an Instagram DM Those sunglasses look weird on Molly 12-14 hours a day making masks??? "We have gone from boobies to faces" Cynthia not knowing what day it is is so relatable  "It's 5 o'clock somewhere during homeschooling" Is there a big photo of Jesus in this bra shop? Wow they got Jorge from prison...that could be really important I mean...to be fair...Jorge and Anfisa should've broken up a long time ago Did...we ever find out if that kid was Jorge's? We...shouldn't be putting more people in prison right now I feel like they did not get Anfisa's permission for additional images...cause they are using a bunch of old photos What's our plan for people getting out of Matt's shirt has Alla's face on it Alla and Matt are super cute A+ footage of the cat

Now that I've figured out how to watch it, let's react to it! Heidi is improving her makeup, but I also think her charisma is gonna take her so so so far Jaida is so smart, I want them to keep showing more of her Jackie is amazing I feel like you can see that Widow has lost so much steam I believe this show is a mind fuck and I think it is designed to be Did...Crystal just make a comparison to Jumanji ? I'm so glad someone gave Widow a hug this episode Widow is having a breakdown  Gigi is so right that the show wants people to fight and I really don't mind them not fighting especially given that we all know who the true villain of the season is Jackie wants to connect with Widow more...I feel like Widow has been very open, no? I want Jackie and Widow to be best friends The doubt came because the show purposefully tries to make you upset Widow, you do have a shot at All Stars , I think (Prompt by me) RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked  VH1 Screensho

I wonder how they'll work in Dahlia in the broccoli costume this time. I maintain that Widow's outfit did not get enough praise like my god is she beautiful Heidi remains one of the best commentators on the show Widow I really hope you do take that spirit from the lip sync (because that was amazing) into this challenge Okay, I love Rachel Bloom, but I really feel like AOC should've been the judge on this challenge and Rachel Bloom should've been a judge for the Rusical Heidi has a new name! Has this ever happened before? The piece of lint needs to shut up I cannot believe kitty litter is sponsoring a challenge...this is unreal Oh my god I'm dying already with Crystal as Mad Cat (she should've been Grumpy Cat for Snatch Game) Widow, that is an insanely accurate portrayal of a cat Jaida going into a split was amazing Even though Gigi is in fact wearing snow leopard print, it read as dalmatian for a little bit I did enjoy Gigi seeing a ball of yarn an

I am loving this quaran-tradition. What is Varya eating cause it looks good? Your past is not in your past, Geoffrey No, Varya you should've stuck with the "people don't change" thing Stephanie, you need to apologize too I don't think it's that weird for people to have hooked up before Goats do not mean parents will approve This server is prettier and better dressed than Lisa Lisa...have you even said if you would convert to Islam? It really seems like Usman prepped his mom at all for Lisa Usman's brother looks so sad Saying good morning is not a personality trait I can't believe we can see Mac logos I HATE it when people on this show say "I can't wait to touch her" It is weird to ask if the server knows where the bathroom is That bathroom scene was so gross David, she's not coming How does production feel good about this? I sure hope you paid the right amount, David Standing people up is just this cafe's thi

Inspired by Mano Agapion and Nicole Byer on Drag Her , I will be referring to the queen who shall not be named as a piece of lint. I maintain that Jan should've won I did not know that Jan and Brita were that close which is the fault of the editing probably Jan I hope you can channel these feelings into wining this week For the record, I think Jan has been doing very well so I hope she's not worried about her reputation cause I'm not alone in being impressed with her "And now I'm laying eggs in you bitch." Widow, I love you THE LIBRARY IS GOING TO OPEN Oh no...I was wrong...man when is the library going to open? Widow I'm sorry you are paired with a piece of lint Okay so the library is ajar I think Jaida's quick drag is insanely impressive God I love how sponsored this challenge is Making fun of the season 1 lighting is great, A+ Jackie is sounding a lot like her Lisa Rinna impression Take a drink each time they say "Fab, Fit, Fun&

One day we will be able to move around. Jackson Bark Into the lake Indiana Dunes Kayaking somewhere Montrose Dog Beach Seadog boat ride Riverwalk Begyle Brewing Midwest Coast Brewing Company Big Star Taureaux Tavern The Promontory Octavio Cantina & Kitchen Millennium Park The Patio at Cafe Brauer (Prompt by me) Jackson Bark photo by Todd A.

I have never been in more need of a distraction. $115 seems like a good price for a goat Wait are they not going to Usman's mom's right now? Did they bring the goat to the hotel? Are there people behind Varya? Ed, it's not that hard to share the room...just don't have sex with Rose while her dad is there I love how the Stephanie and Erica title card has them both looking so mad Three terrible days, Stephanie This actually seems like a great time to talk Stephanie, you did say you don't want her talking to her friends about what's going on David, she doesn't tell you to stop because you pay her Thank god David has a film crew or he would be dead on the side of that road Crocodile cruise is great...I would love this date No, you have to have those difficult conversations Tom looks like he has a purse Don't forget that Tom has a sister when he told a woman he slept with that he loves her like a sister Tom did it in person to get on TV Cry

Please try them! Note that the autofills are formatted: This is the start [and this is what my phone filled in]. Wit beyond measure is [a good thing to do with the two of them] Hufflepuffs are particularly good [for you] You might belong in Gryffindor where [you can get a dog] Those cunning folk use [TV in the morning] I solemnly swear that [I have a date] It's leviOsa not [a bad idea] We could all have been killed - or worse [than that lol] Never tickle a [man with a friend] Harry Potter and the [department of the arts] It's our choices that show us [the way we are going to be] We must all face the choice between what is right and [wrong] After all this time? [So I think] Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers [the day] The ones that love us never [know when you're on the iron throne] It does not do well to dwell on dreams and [dreams of the future] (Prompt by me) Keely Flaherty / BuzzFeed

I picked the brand Arctic Fox early on, but it took me a while to pick a color. Guess which one I picked. Ritual Wrath Poison Virgin Pink Sunset Orange Phantom Green Aquamarine Purple Rain Violet Dream Cosmic Sunshine Iris Green Blue Jean Baby Poseidon Frosé Porange (Prompt by me) Arctic Fox, all colors

Tell me what you've been watching! Kim's Convenience Good Girls Dead to Me Brooklyn 99 Say Yes to the Dress Nailed It! October Faction Crazyhead New Girl Elite The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tiger King Prodigal Son Top Chef Try Guys (Prompt by me) Kim's Convenience  CBC Television Promotional image source

Time for a Rusical! Wait, Brita...you're proud of Aiden? Yeah Gigi, I don't think Heidi's makeup has been a common thing the judges have brought up Apolo-lie is great Widow, I hope you don't fail at this dancing I'm so excited that AOC is on this episode So...it's easy to cut the tension? Now I'm wondering if it is better or worse to cut tension with a sharp knife Jan, do you really watch each one each year? That party must be getting longer and longer Oh no...vocals... Remember when Ru had a shoe line? Feels like it's been a while since it got mentioned Wow Jan can sing Heidi remains incredibly charming I feel so bad for the queens who can't sing because I also can't sing and this challenge would be my nightmare Gigi pull it together. You aren't on my team, but you are one of the most talented queens this season Widow...please don't mess this up...you're my last team member So I can see that her knee isn't healed

A weekly tradition now to watch with a friend and type out my thoughts. Ew ew ew that was the grossest shot of cigarette butts I also just noticed a no smoking sign in their room "You are not a god" Usman, you should dump Lisa Ed keeping his sunglasses on the back of his shirt is hilarious I wonder what that ring is that Rose wears as a necklace Does Rose have a tattoo? Ed is pulling a Stephanie and getting Champagne Also, there is already a large bottle of wine in the room Foot massage in front of camera man is so weird I don't remember the last time I was this uncomfortable watching this show No, Varya's mom won't have good things to say and she will be correct Ugh to you Geoffrey Loving all the bear stock footage Geoffrey has decided to pick a terrible bouquet for Varya's mother and her facial reactions are amazing Are we FINALLY getting to the Darcey and Tom confrontation? Cry me a river, Tom We have seen all of this already Ugh his sm

Snatch game is always one of the best episodes. My team of 3 is down to 1...Wido please keep it up OMG Mean Girls  stars (although 0 of them the women) Widow...I am not sure that's a good idea As always there are people I don't know Actually, in Snatch Game you have a lot of potential scene partners Okay, I love Vanjie, a lot...but didn't she do poorly at Snatch Game? Okay so she admits she was bad at it Yeah if Heidi doesn't know who Phaedra is then she shouldn't impersonate her cause like Heidi doesn't have the time to binge watch Real Housewives of Atlanta It's such a TV hug to have both faces to camera I actually want to see Gigi be a robot Take a shot each time Ru says volley I am enjoying Dahlia showing up in her broccoli costume Wow I feel like Ru is being way more explicit and less with the double entendre  Aiden, you could've made this work, but so far you aren't Aaron Samuels looked right at camera and it was amazing No, I

Please know that I use the term "project" loosely. Put my couch together (arriving Saturday!) Bake cookies Find another book to read for the hit series "Radiating Literature" Set my living room up more (it's pretty sad right now) Give myself a spa day Put together a second bookshelf Figure out what else I need to buy for my apartment Shelve all of my books Write letters Duct tape craft of some kind  Figure out how laundry works in my building Get therapy set up in some way Sort out more things to donate (eventually) Sort out things to sell (eventually)  Get at least one piece of art up (Prompt by me)

Some are practical and some are...less so. Life jacket Rain boots Winter boots Velma costume Alligator costume Snuffle mat LickiMat A kong that can have fruit in it A dog bed that has a kind of top so she can snuggle into it Dog nail polish (the boredom of quarantine is getting to me, y'all) A carrier that is easy to transport One of the toys where dogs have to like hit buttons to get treats A toy that makes a crinkle noise An ugly Christmas sweater An umbrella to put on her leash (Prompt by me) Frisco Dog Life Jacket

I am enjoying these terribly. 1. @ChiPartyAunt 2. @MelissaNSherwin 3. @whereslightfoot 4. @JeremyAdamsRoss 5. @itisnotkristin 6. @itisnotkristin 7. @LKayChicago 8. @nitestarpro 9. @interludeit 10. @cb_annen 11. @adamthas 12. @hedgelord2 13. @whereslightfoot 14. @migdroides 15. @ChiTeacherMemes (Prompt by me) @whereslightfoot

I know I'm behind on posts. Some of it is the isolation messing with me and some of it is honestly I'm spending more time with just Velma. We stan (this will be standing up) Sit (pretty sure she has this) Leave it (she has a very restricted diet so I need to teach her to drop things) Weave (I just think this looks cool) Stay Chase your tail (I think this would be cute) Roll over Speak Listen (one time her ears went straight up and it was so cute) Whatever trick you call getting her to put her coat on happily Burrow (hide in a blanket) Come Shake Wiggle baby (just have her wiggle around cause it's the cutest) Crate (just an order to get her in her crate when I need her to be there) (Prompt by me)