Fifteen Minutes of Scrawl

I have another session coming up next Friday! I don't think my party reads my blog. If you do--STOP IT! I'm going to copy and paste a lot of my last post so I can build on it. Journey to Limisteer Sea Hag and Harpy (chaotic evil power couple that cannot be reasoned with) Town of Limisteer Large town, like Baile Has almost everything you want because of the closeness to the capital (ask if they want to do any kind of shopping so you can be prepared) Weapons (run by  Grovotir Onyxforge , male dwarf, gruff, loves weapons) Large Pub-Cloak and Stagger Owner=Lark, a female half-orc. Big smile with jagged teeth, very friendly. Has the best brews in town. A child (Myrin Elgolor) runs into the inn and proudly holds up an imp the child claims to have befriended. Job board in the center of town where anyone can post (have them pick then go deeper) to be found at the end of day one The inn at Cloak and Stagger is being haunted when the clock strikes midnight. Items are flying off shelves a

Turkey time (I think)! So should Georgi not defend himself, Darcey? We'll see if this is actually put to rest... I do hope Stacey gets good news Is taking blood from the hand normal? I've always had it taken from the inside of the elbow Cysts are pretty common, Stacey, don't freak out Does Darcey let things go? Wow Darcey's daughters don't like Georgi Lol at Darcey's girls talking about her surgeries Where did this fight come from? Oop Darcey dropped "love bombing" Georgi is being a dick Travelling for cosmetic surgery during the pandemic is wild I want to give Darcey a hug No next time on? Still...I can't wait (Prompt by me) Darcey and Stacey  TLC Promotional image source

New season! That hurricane looks really scary This poor lady Of course he plays music I think they should wait for the K-1 If it's in your head that he's using you, then you shouldn't move for him I forgot Corey and Evelin have known each other for so long Corey should learn Spanish Oooh are we going to meet Jenny from Peru? Those fruits do not look good Oop Corey has been lying Corey looks smug I forgot that Ari and Biniyam had only been dating for three months when she got pregnant Ari and Biniyam are awkward They can afford a live-in nanny? Where is Biniyam going out all night to during COVID? My god, Ari...you invited your ex-husband? God Jenny started dating Sumit when he was 23... The balls on that monkey were insane So no masks with the astrologer? God they're still wearing the phony COVID card things Steven, your hair doesn't look great Wow she was afraid that he would sell her organs Steven, you've thought too much about kidnapping Steven, keep your hai

Dear Velma, I miss you terribly. I wish you were still here with me. Even as I write these words they don't feel like enough. I don't know how to make them feel like enough. You being taken from me was the most traumatic thing I think I've ever been through. I had you home for a few days and they weren't enough. But then you took a turn and I still wonder if I'd gotten you to MedVet faster instead of working more if I could've saved you. The vets told me no, but that doesn't keep me from wondering. I'm sorry I didn't keep you safe. I promised you when I got you that I would keep you safe and you were taken right from my lap. You kept me going during the hardest times of my life. There are things I told you that I haven't told another living soul though I have said similar things to my other dog. You wouldn't have liked him, he's too much energy for you, but I hope you love that he gives me love and comfort. I'm regretting writing this

Beauty launch time! Happy birthday, Kyle! "How small town of her" If what Erika is saying is true, I feel so bad for her I hate that dress, Dorit The party looks great Vodka in champagne? It did sound like slutty Why is Crystal hosting? Lisa's business partner is smart to bounce while everything is still calm Dorit is just straight up being a shit stirrer Did the business partner even get to invite anyone? Garcelle didn't mean to hurt Erika, Dorit Dorit is being ridiculous "I like to do it on the table" Kathy is a queen Of course the "psychic lip reader" or whatever Googled you, Kyle I want Kathy, Kyle, and Kim to all be close Next time Sutton challenges Erika's divorce Next time there is a dramatic dinner at Kathy's Can't wait (Prompt by me) The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills  Bravo Promotional image source

Is this the last one? Ha there were a lot of coincidences Using Silky again would've been great I love the queens going over their accomplishments I forgot that Kylie went home so early on her season Right, Ginger went home early in her other All Stars  season This is a really sweet Untucked I'm not sure who I want to win Wait who did Trinity vote for? I hope there's one more episode Can't wait! (Prompt by me) RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars  Paramount Promotional image source

Monologue time! Yeah I thought Eureka had won that Ooh a mini challenge! The queen who did the least editing of the looks won Ra'Jah can learn her story more though I think this is going to be a rough challenge I didn't mind how Ginger was speaking Wait we need a poop story to be deep? Aw Eureka and Trinity are having a sweet moment Ru is in pants! Wow Trinity's story was so much more serious than I thought it was going to be I thought everyone did pretty well Eureka won! I don't know who I would send home Man I have been distracted this episode Jaida! My internet kept freezing up so I don't know what I thought of that lip sync I thought the group would pick Trinity Oop Eureka picked Trinity too Next week is the finale Can't wait! (Prompt by me) RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars  Paramount Promotional image source

Still time to worry about Sonja. Are the fish actually fine? Is Sonja fine? Leah and her family are tense Sonja has COVID?! Yay for Eboni getting some genetic answers! SONJA! YOU SHOULDN'T BE HAVING PEOPLE OVER Oh, it's past time Ah Leah...can you think this is going to go well? "Who needs a man when you have Ramona Singer?" Maybe just don't talk shit, Sonja Yay for Eboni being welcomed by her biological family! Wow, Lu Next time is the finale! It's been a good season Can't wait! (Prompt by me) The Real Housewives of New York City  Bravo Promotional image source

Friend fight time! Who is Ivo? Is he one of the friends we met before? I would say you're not currently engaged, Georgi Georgi, if you want Darcey, you are always going to have to fight a bit for her Oh dear, Darcey's dad and kids were exposed to COVID Florian, if you want to be a dad then do IVF Stacey pretending to be pregnant is pretty funny So Darcey called Georgi So COVID shut down production Stacey's shoes are so pointy "Santa Claus is for New Years" I don't think Georgi said anything Next time Georgi has to defend himself Next time Florian and Stacey go to adoctor Next time we go to Turkey Can't wait! (Prompt by me) Darcey and Stacey  TLC Promotional image source

Reunion time! Angela is often disrespectful to you, Michael Angela...you tell psychic Tracey everything Andrei is so wrong Libby, Michael wants to have kids though Angela has such long legs So maybe Angela and Michael are finally done When did Angela change her outfit? Oop Charlie has been booted Julia wants to be Libby's step-sister Libby...have you really not seen that rage in Andrei before? Oop sounds like Charlie is an alcoholic Yara has plans for Chuck "His face is punchable" Michael...no Gwen is a queen Oop Yara might be pregnant Wow Jovi is actually supportive for a second Asuelu is digging his own grave Bringing in Asuelu's family is bad for everyone Asuelu is standing up for Kalani and I love it Kolini didn't act a fool You said you didn't love Asuelu anymore, Lesina Mike and Natalie should be over Well this was a good season Can't wait for The Other Way ! (Prompt by me) 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?  TLC Promotional image source

Not sure how this one is going to go. I'm glad we get to see the queens bond after the lip syncs I forgot that Jiggly had a lollipop in season 4 Silky does keep a lot of stuff in her bra So much of this episode is stuff we've seen already Haha Silky is talking to herself Silky's toast to Jan was cute Why aren't Silky and Pandora sitting in the normal area? "Another little bang-tang" Will we get to see Silky and Eureka hang out next episode? Can't wait til next episode! (Prompt by me) RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars  Paramount Promotional image source

Game within a game! The dance party is cute "Bitch, it's nighttime" Okay I'm glad we get to watch the lip sync smackdowns I do think it would've been better if we saw like one per episode as opposed to all of them at once Okay so it is like last chance kitchen I think Jiggly is winning this first lip sync I love Silky's look for the intro sequence I wish we could skip the repeated intros Lol Jiggly has a lollipop Silky is making me laugh in this second lip sync How did the ice not melt? I'm finding myself rooting for Silky Aw Ginger is holding Trinity's tail "Yeah it's me, bitch" I've lost track of counting now Why is Silky coming out first this time? A'Keria didn't do the lip sync? "According to the All Star rules...what the hell?" I would've been bummed if we missed "Barbie Girl" Silky makes me laugh out loud That was one of the best lip syncs ever Jan is so mad "This is real big, I might be hidi

Christmas time! Sutton, you're going to be associated just by being on the show Queens are worried about reputations, Lisa Things could've gotten worse in the past three years though Garcelle's family is so sweet Lol not Granny Is Christmas dinner really the time to ambush Erika? It has to be planned that Erika is last How do they think that Erika wouldn't find out what they said at that dinner? Poor Teddi This ambush is rough Dorit, Erika will see what you said No, Erika, Tom is last "I don't know if the rats are leaving the ship or if I'm leaving the rats." Next time Kyle and Kathy get into it Next time Lisa launches her beauty line at a dramatic party (Prompt by me) The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills  Bravo Promotional image source

Time to worry about Sonja. Ramona...it's not that complicated Ramona, hangry is no excuse for how you acted/are acting Wow...Sonja... Eboni's expression is gold RA-MO-NA Ramona, why don't you work on your filter? Sonja peed in a driveway... Why would you think quarantining for two weeks would be fun, Leah? I don't want to hear about poop soup RA-MO-NA Lu's reaction was gold! I cackled The private school process in NYC does sound ridiculous  That's a beautiful urn Wow Eboni's dad is narrowed to three (and maybe her mom can narrow it more?) I want to hug Eboni Next time Leah and her mom are tense Next time Sonja has COVID? Next time we still worry about Sonja Next time we pin the tail on Harry Next time should be good! (Prompt by me) The Real Housewives of New York City  Bravo Promotional image source

Fertility time! Lol Darcey and Stacey kicked Florian out Honestly why would Georgi message her? Stacey looks busted Darcey needs therapy This hug is awkward Florian can't handle the crying I feel bad for Darcey How is Florian acting so cute? Lol the star isn't at the top of the tree They're doing plastic surgery in Turkey during COVID? Oop Florian doesn't like Stacey's friends Did Georgi actually call them trash? Next time the Sweet 16 is cancelled Next time Georgie returns to fight with Darcey's friends Next time should be great! (Prompt by me) Darcey and Stacey  TLC Promotional image source

Tell me what you get! I love to unwind by [the way to go to the vet] My favorite treat is [the lie of the hospital] My best relationship advice is [to be a good friend] My unpublished book is about [to go to the vet] The sexiest thing to me is [that the one who is a good friend of mine is a good friend] I'm insert age [29], but I feel [like I don't think I can do it Saturday] Time to run away and [call you in a few minutes] It was the best of times, [but I think it was a great time to get a ride to the vet] Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to [see the meaning of the hospital] I exercise by [myself] My self-care regimen is [a good idea to write to your therapist] I wake up to [the vet] My signature dance move is [a good thing for me] Did you know that parrots [are the ones that aren't in the hospital] The best medicine is [to be sure to tell her that they are on the phone with her and her husband] (Prompt by me) "texting" by Lynda A

Just trying to stay positive. Trip to Galena as a whole Goat yoga Horseback riding Hiking trip with a friend and our dogs Making an ice cream cake thing with a friend Hoban's Gotcha Day Going to the Marvel exhibit at MSI with a friend Seeing a friend from out of town Spending time with the babies and little folks in my life Taking better care of my plants Doing more yoga Halloween Scaling back dog training (Hoban's doing great) Catching up on Star Trek  shows Catching up on my blog (Prompt by me) Photo by Roberto Serrini

Reunion time! Do Brandon and Julia only live 30 minutes from Brandon's parents? Lol Andrei is wearing sunglasses indoors Ha people were like "Are we waiting for Angela?" but no one was like "Are we waiting for Mike?" Ah Angela wanted to make an entrance Oof Julia says they only go back to the farm for their dog Whoa Natalie moved all the way to Florida Julia is rude Oof Natalie has been through it Oop Jovi is spilling the tea So Mike is paying for Natalie's life in Florida? Lol Mike you do have to legally support Natalie Natalie, how is it a surprise that Mike wants to file for divorce? They're taking a break already? Angela is replacing Michael with Mike Ronald needs to shut up Ronald doesn't do anything Tiffany rolls her eyes at Ronald's sweetest statement...yikes Oooh Ronald thinks Tiffany is cheating with the cameraman Tiffany is required to talk to the cameraman, Ronald Ronald's mom is great Simba seems like a poorly trained dog Julia...

Drag Tots  time! Ha Trinity is crawling like a real cat Oh Ra'Jah's hair is sparkly Ha Trinity wrote herself down and forgot! I love this Ginger and Eureka moment "There's a vampire in there too, bitch" Fart talk time "Fancy coyote" Ginger, I don't think you'd actually Tanya Harding anyone. And not only do I mean that in the violent sense, but I also don't think you'd send the biggest threat home I love Kameron's outfit So everyone picked Eureka Eureka is so tall I love Eureka adding in the comma I love Eureka talking to a mannequin God Eureka really won me over Can't wait til next episode! (Prompt by me) RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars  Paramount Promotional image source

Drag Tots challenge. Well for now it's the top five...but in theory a game within a game will be Ruvealed soon Omg a mini challenge?! I'm doing pretty well with this game Wow Drag Tots  is real If they're doing this challenge, they really could do a Dungeons and Drag Queens challenge Can we stop doing the southern belle thing? So the characters have to be subversive too? But the characters also have to not be too serious Queen Semen So are Trinity and Eureka a thing? A lot of the queens seem to be struggling As a toddler you found your grandfather's porn, Ra'Jah?! I love the movement of Ru's look Trinity looks great Ginger looks nice but it's not a wow I like Ra'Jah's look but it's not a wow for me (though her glasses are great) "Dropping it like it's luke warm" Eureka has a clear character but still not a wow I love Kylie's look I would've had Trinity win, but based on what the judges said I'm not surprised that Ra'

Still get away time! If Erika didn't know anything, I feel really bad for her Kathy remains the best Sutton...it does just seem like Erika is upset Dorit's look is a lot "You're so fucking rich" What is Lisa wearing? Kathy and Michael Jackson grew up together? I want to hug Garcelle How did we get to the subject of four-year-olds? Oops Dorit, you just said that you hire people of color and that's how your kids meet people of color Whoops the truth about Tom is coming out How much of this episode is people reading the same article? White collar crimes have victims, Sutton Sutton, do you not drink your tap water or just have a filter? What consequences would you have, Sutton? Doggos! Well sounds like Erika is going scorched earth Once it's up, it's up though So Sutton wants out Next time it's Christmas Next time Garcelle doesn't want to be called a grandma Next time Sutton still wants a break Next time Erika is confronted Next time looks good Can

Black Shabbat time! Angel is so cute Oh right, Leah is converting Ramona hit the guy! Genetic investigator is a great job title I want Sonja to have a good date Wait is it a Seder or is it Shabbat? Do they know there is a difference? Where is this Shabbat dinner? (Jersey apparently) Ha Lu is having a snowball fight Sonja is hilarious Ramona is so rude Puppy! I like the Oy Vey face mask RA-MO-NA!  Well this is embarrassing  I would regret this evening if I was Eboni Next time Eboni gets some genetic answers Next time Leah talks about expensive high schools Next time Sonja pees in the driveway Next time people worry about Sonja Next time should be great! (Prompt by me) The Real Housewives of New York City  Bravo Promotional image source

Ex-wife time! Stacey's hair is a mess Florian, I hate to say, is right Darcey, you need therapy  I thought Florian and Georgi were kinda bros Darcey...maybe have a private conversation with Georgi? Florian...doesn't Stacey fully support you though? Georgi is right that Darcey is always going to question him (until she deals with some internal stuff) God getting a 16 year old a car seems so nuts to me Georgi's ex is pretty Calm down, Stacey "Tell his ass no" Oop the marriage is still legal it seems Oh god this is going badly Georgi is going to call Jesse Just because he knows what a sugar mama is doesn't mean he wants one WHOA Darcey took her ring off Lol they left Florian there Next time Georgi and Darcey fight Next time Stacey explores her fertility Can't wait (Prompt by me) Darcey and Stacey  TLC Promotional image source

Andrei and Charlie are going to fight! Mike, are you actually surprised that Natalie wants to move out? Natalie is being so weird with the rat Lol Libby only stands up for her sisters Does Libby call her dad 'Dada'? Does Chuck not have enough chairs? Chuck needs to be an adult Why does Charlie say to call the cops? Wow that escalated quickly I'm surprised Lisa and Low are asking Kalani and Asuelu to move Ronald and Tiffany are rough to watch I don't get why Ronald doesn't just sleep in Daniel's room Ronald...I hate to say it, but you have no claim to Daniel, and Carly is a baby who physically needs her mother Gwen is a queen (though I don't approve of slapping) Jovi, are you willing to give anything up though? A rage room is a great idea, Asuelu Uh oh this is a bad idea Asuelu is getting Angela, it's creepy to pressure your daughter for her eggs Angela, you never thought about any part of that process did you? Ooh Libby is getting into it too Andrei alre

Snatch Game of Love time! Kylie, you did do great Gotta get Barefoot product placement in there Ra'Jah you did well! I don't have sympathy for comedians today I did really respect and admire Trinity's look and statement Lol Heidi and the door You do look amazing, Heidi I love seeing the queens be nice to each other I love impressions Ginger has won $50k, right? The queens voted Pandora too I'm glad Pandora is proud even though she's disappointed Gotta love a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy  reference Still no twist reveal, huh? Can't wait til next episode! (Prompt by me) RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars  Paramount Promotional image source

Get away time! A dance party is fun What is this thing with Tom having been hospitalized? Oof his legal team said she shouldn't get spousal support? Kathy is the best How do you own a home you don't know the address to? Them playing croquet how they want is hilarious I wouldn't stay with people who just had COVID either Wait Crystal is related to Confucius? Oh Garcelle is Haitian Garcelle! Name all of your siblings! I'd hike over going shopping Wait did Tom have a really serious brain injury? Wait Tom calls? Oh wow Garcelle...maybe check with Erika first? I don't think Garcelle meant any harm though Next time Sutton is rich Next time they play a game Next time Erika is implicated Next time Sutton wants to take a break Can't wait! (Prompt by me) The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills  Bravo Promotional image source

SNATCH GAME! This focus on Eureka means she's going to win or be sent home Snatchelorettes I hope Eureka also makes some illusion to Ursula because she was based on Divine Is Whitney Houston funny? Oh right, Kylie was the first to be sent home from Snatch Game Oof, Ra'Jah, if Ru has known LaToya for 25 years then you have a tough challenge Ginger and Kylie are doing really good Ru is getting his life I think the first group had higher highs, but this group was more consistent across the board I love how Ru's dress sparkles I love Ginger's look Kylie's look is so fun Eureka and Ginger's looks are similar Pandora has the same vibe as Eureka and Ginger, but I like it better Ra'Jah looks great Trinity, as always, is a whoa Pandora didn't do that great in the Snatch Game of Love Ginger is a solid choice for the winner Well I was wrong about Eureka being in the top or going home HEIDI!!! This song grosses me out Heidi and Ginger both did well in their differen

I have another session coming up on Friday! I don't think my party reads my blog. If you do--STOP IT! I'm going to copy and paste a lot of my last post so I can build on it. Journey to Limisteer Wolves of Welton (a small village) They run into a messenger sent to go to Talamh to find help Sea Hag and Harpy (chaotic evil power couple that cannot be reasoned with) Town of Limisteer Large town, like Baile Has almost everything you want because of the closeness to the capital (ask if they want to do any kind of shopping so you can be prepared) Pub A child (Myrin Elgolor) runs into the inn and proudly holds up an imp the child claims to have befriended. Job board (have them pick then go deeper) to be found at the end of day one The inn is being haunted. Items are flying off shelves and moving by themselves. The party investigates... at the root. A malicious spellcaster telekinesis using a Crystal Ball  A local musician plays a song every night to keep an angry beast at bay. The mus

Holiday time! "That side of my mouth was definitely juicier" Get it, Sonja! I forgot Eboni had a boyfriend Did I know Leah had a brother? I can't unsee the Castro parallel I want Sonja to go to therapy Oof I'm sorry, Sonja I wish Eboni had gotten the results she wanted My guess is Sonja should get a new business partner Yeah I mean how dare Leah want paperwork? So rude I love that Leah brought her dog I feel like Lu should've just given the money that this music video is costing to charity instead So did Sonja just make up a lie? "Toy boys" Next time Sonja goes on her matchmaker date Next time Leah has to quarantine Next time is Black Shabbat Uh oh Ramona is going to go off the rails Next time should be great Can't wait! (Prompt by me) The Real Housewives of New York City  Bravo Promotional image source

Time to head to DC! I like Darcey and Georgi Stacey...you are not going to bring the positive energy You all have too much luggage for driving somewhere to pick up stuff "Virginia is almost for accident" Georgi...hiding stuff doesn't make it less stressful ultimately I guess Florian and Stacey play hand games a lot Well the really old stuff in the US was mostly destroyed... Florian should learn 9-1-1 I think Georgi doesn't want the camera crew inside...that's a lot of people I'm with Stacey on going to a doctor "Do the birds and the bees" Do Georgi's friends call him George? Did Georgi never introduce his wife to his friends? Why is Florian getting in on this? Welp that got awkward What is going on with Stacey's hair? Next time the fights continue Next time we meet Georgi's ex-wife Next time should be wild Can't wait (Prompt by me) Darcey and Stacey  TLC Promotional image source

Stop, Tammy time. I don't need to know about Michael's wet dream frequency Well the camera person is in the room WHY ARE WE HEARING THIS? Tammy is rude The house is nice because Kalani's parents pay for it Asuelu's mom has a hard life Oof so Asuelu's mom's pastor uses his congregation Tammy, it is demanding it Jovi, get over yourself Yay for Gwen Yeah Jovi got to know vacation Yara Natalie and Mike are such a mess See Trish agrees that they fight a lot...so I think Natalie was right that they fight a lot I don't think Natalie's goal was to get to the US Natalie and Mike should get a divorce though I can't wait to hear Libby and Andrei's daughter swear Chuck was required to say all this stuff about the restaurant, huh? Chuck looked at the server all weird A cookout isn't going to help anything but boy will it be fun to watch Libby is wearing three or four necklaces in her interview look? Neither Brandon nor Julia cooks, do they? Julia needs to