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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days season 4, episode 9

I am loving this quaran-tradition.

  1. What is Varya eating cause it looks good?
  2. Your past is not in your past, Geoffrey
  3. No, Varya you should've stuck with the "people don't change" thing
  4. Stephanie, you need to apologize too
  5. I don't think it's that weird for people to have hooked up before
  6. Goats do not mean parents will approve
  7. This server is prettier and better dressed than Lisa
  8. Lisa...have you even said if you would convert to Islam?

  10. It really seems like Usman prepped his mom at all for Lisa
  11. Usman's brother looks so sad
  12. Saying good morning is not a personality trait
  13. I can't believe we can see Mac logos
  14. I HATE it when people on this show say "I can't wait to touch her"
  15. It is weird to ask if the server knows where the bathroom is
  16. That bathroom scene was so gross
  17. David, she's not coming
  18. How does production feel good about this?
  19. I sure hope you paid the right amount, David
  20. Standing people up is just this cafe's thing? Is that how they got all of their decorations?
  21. Ash, I think you do have to kill the spiders...like Australia banned an episode of Peppa the Pig because it was teaching kids that spiders were their friends
  22. Ash's dates are good ideas...I still don't like him though
  23. Wow I really thought the "I'm single right now" was going to be something taken out of context
  24. Omg how much do the dots have to overlap for Yolanda to connect them?
  25. Never give out your address
  26. I am now going to refer to the twins as Starcey
  27. Tom did not feel guilty, Darcey
  28. That is a look, Erika
  29. Ooh those cupcakes look good
  30. Wait...have you only kissed?
  31. Erika's earrings say "fuck boy repellent" and that's amazing
  32. Wow Stephanie is just going for it
  33. Ash, you are failing at walking this back
  34. Ash you also get very squirrely 
  35. I...feel like you shouldn't share texts from a client
  36. I love that they have a huskie
  37. "To hell with this fairytale"
  38. Varya's family is so correct in their fears
  39. Is...there a baby somewhere?
  40. I wouldn't call Stephanie a monster, but they are deeply incompatible 
  41. Usman, you have to fake it a bit more...you can't just say that you will do anything to get to America
  42. Why would this praying change things?
  43. I'm pretty sure Usman and Lisa do get married though...
  44. David is getting creepy (sorry, creepier)
  45. This is going to be a random address
  46. I feel like the producers told him to check the cruise registration...he does not seem smart enough to think of that on his own
  47. I feel like it really suddenly became nighttime where David is
  48. Wow Ash seems super sexist
  49. Looks like we will finally get to Ed talking about the money ask
  50. ARE WE ONLY NOW DOING A REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH???
  51. Tom can fuck right off
(Prompt by me)
90 Fiance: Before the 90 Days TLC

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