New flavors of Oreo

Time for as many crazy flavors as I can think of in 15 minutes. Let's go.

Millennial avocado
Millennial avocado toast (this would be the vanilla flavored cookie version)
Pumpkin spice (this probably exists)
Salted caramel
Unicorn (seriously, how is this not one yet?)
Acai
Edible arrangements version (fruit medley flavor)
Coffee
Vanilla latte
Mocha
Caramel macchiato
Flavorless
Cotton candy
Twizzler
Strawberries and cream
Cream cheese frosting
Devil's food
Carrot cake (I'd hate it, but some people seem to like carrot cake)
Cookies and cream (I think this may already exist)
Honey dew
Creme brulee
Nutella
Cookie butter
Almond
Pecan pie
Pumpkin pie
Apple pie
Blueberry pie
Peach cobbler
Variety pack (how is there not just a miscellaneous thing of Oreos to get rid of extras?)
Rocky road
Phish food (this is my favorite flavor of ice cream, so I'd love for it to exist in more forms)
Neapolitan (this could either be 3 flavors of cream in one cookie or a pack with Oreos with 3 different flavors of cream)
Winter is Coming (Game of Thrones tie-in and it would be like minty or maybe just one of those flavors that makes your tongue cold)
Matcha
Chocolate frog (Harry Potter tie-in, mostly just adding in an imprint I think)
Sorting hat (Harry Potter tie-in, the cream would be white, but would turn your tongue different flavors to sort you)
Butter beer (Harry Potter tie-in)
Pumpkin pasty (Harry Potter tie-in)
Bertie Bott's Every Flavored (Harry Potter tie-in, essentially just a random collection of mystery Oreos)
Chocolate chip cookie (I've found a chocolate bar with chocolate chip cookie bits in it so I feel like this is doable)
Thin mints (Girl Scouts tie-in)
Samoas (Girl Scouts tie-in)
Tagalongs (Girl Scouts tie-in)
Limoncello
Champagne
Rum
Whiskey
Red wine
White wine
Candy cane
Buttered popcorn
Bailey's
Cranberry sauce
Cosmo
Manhattan
Malört (bleh, but people would buy it)
Funnel cake
Bubblegum
SweeTarts
Starbursts (various flavors in one pack)
Skittles (various flavors in one pack)
Nerds (the candy, not the kind of person)
Piecakein
Custard pie
Tiramisu
Profiterole
Chocolate mousse (would require a change in the texture of the cream)
Strawberry mousse (would require a change in the texture of the cream)
Snickerdoodle
Snickers
Kit kat
Twix
Milkyway
Dog treat (this isn't a flavor exactly, more just the idea that you make Oreos that dogs could eat)

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