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Try your best to come up with as many new Guinness Book of World Records records that are achievable as you can

So I'm going to start this by saying that some of these may already be records, but doing that research would take longer than 15 minutes, but I'll try to make them specific enough that they don't already exist.

  1. Most cloth diapers changed with only a left hand.
  2. Largest latte art created with only pouring.
  3. Largest sand castle that is structurally sound.
  4. Largest building made out of Swiss cheese.
  5. Most pints of Guinness drunk using a crazy straw in ten minutes.
  6. Most avocado toasts prepared without using hands.
  7. Largest dinosaur-shaped terrarium.
  8. Most Easter eggs not found after two hours of searching by adults.
  9. Heaviest prom dress made using conventional materials.
  10. Longest playlist of pop songs use the same three chords.
  11. Largest flocks of birds that come when called for by name.
  12. Heaviest piece of jewelry made from wood.
  13. Greatest number of seals that will do the same trick at once.
  14. Largest piece of graffiti completed with only one hand without being caught before completion.
  15. Longest chain of paperclips assembled by a toddler.
  16. Largest staircase made out of books that can support he weight of a cow.
  17. Shiniest pair of keys.
  18. Largest tree house that is only made out of wood from the same kind of tree it is built in.
  19. Urban legend with the largest online following gathered in two weeks.
  20. Most detailed autobiography by someone at least seventy years old.
  21. Greatest number of jumping jacks completed with holding a week's worth of groceries.
  22. Greatest number of push ups completed with an ostrich on the back.
  23. Greatest number of alpacas fit into a Prius.
  24. Maze with the longest path out painted on a horse.
  25. Largest leaf pile raked by a seven-year-old.
  26. Largest blanket woven out of poison ivy vines.
  27. Heaviest baby that can smile.
  28. Oldest whiskey distilled by someone still living.
  29. Heaviest blueberry pie.
  30. Longest someone has lasted wearing an itchy pair of socks without scratching in any way.
  31. Largest pimple located on a pinky finger.
  32. Longest braid done on a kitten.
  33. Largest bouquet of dandelions.
  34. Largest jack-o-lantern carved with a butter knife.
  35. Loudest noise made by blowing five kazoos.
  36. Loudest sound made by hitting a triangle.
  37. Farthest someone has walked while carrying a seventy-year-old on their back.
  38. Largest stapler actually used.
  39. Hardest mug made by someone in a ceramics class.
  40. Sharpest corner on a book.

(Prompt by me)
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