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Thoughts on the first half of The Bachelor finale

I've been told I will be shooketh. [I'll be adding in comments about commercials like this]

  1. I wonder if his parents are wondering why his first impression rose receiver wasn't the one he brought to their vow renewal.
  2. Wow what a thing to explain to your parents.
  3. The scar is the real star of the season
  4. God I don't like him calling Hannah Ann as innocent
  5. I'm sorry...Peter is the symbol of innocence?
  6. Chris, you do know how this part ends...you were there...
  7. [Are fans of Cheers really the target audience for Domino's and watchers of The Bachelor?]
  8. [I need to know more about the new spinoff]
  9. Hannah Ann does have really pretty eyes
  10. God Hannah Ann does kinda look like his mom might've when she was young
  11. At this point, I think Peter's mom is going to be crying about "the right woman" and not one woman in particular
  12. What if Hannah came back...I'd be about that
  13. Of course it was a big relief that she accepted the rose otherwise it would be like Hannah Ann won by default or you had to tell Victoria, "Actually, never mind, wanna stay?"
  14. [How long will we be making Risky Business references?]
  15. I mean...I really think Madison is going to win, but I was told I would be shooketh...
  16. God Peter's brother is attractive
  17. Peter's brother is asking the real questions
  18. You're only spiritual? Didn't you say you prayed to god about all of this? Maybe I don't know what spiritual mean...
  19. Madison honestly just expressed her feelings...like I don't think this was a bad thing of her to do
  20. Cryin' mom time
  21. Whoa this is one of the most frank parent assessments ever
  22. "Hannah Ann is an angel on Earth"
  23. Wow there was an audience member just staring straight to camera and it was weird
  24. Peter really wants to be with Madison...that is pretty clear
  25. Wow Peter's mom is talking about Hannah Ann when she's crying...wow...
  26. Brutal, huh? Is one of these animals going to attack?
  27. WHOA IS MADDIE LEAVING?!?! HAS ONE OF THE FINAL TWO EVER JUST LEFT BEFORE?
  28. Idk this hurt way way way less than the Rachel/Peter breakup. 
  29. But what is the twist that's gonna happen? Is she gonna come back?
  30. I can't decide if the car driving slowly away was for dramatic effect or because of the kind of road it's on...
  31. How are there still 20 minutes left?
  32. I'm sorry, you're not in love with Hannah Ann, you're just not.
  33. Hannah Ann looks scared of this guy
  34. If it's a spider I"m gonna be so mad
  35. FINALLY KANGAROOS
  36. Wow it is wild to watch kangaroos move around
  37. Hannah Ann does not look comfortable in his arms
  38. Okay it is sweet to say that it's the truest love you've ever felt, but if you're 23 like how much is that saying?
  39. Also, Peter...PUT IN SOME EFFORT. She looks phenomenal and you're like in a hoodie and jeans.
  40. OMG PETER SAY SOMETHING
  41. Yep I knew I hadn't seen the last of Madison...although that honestly could just be a reference to the After the Final Rose.
  42. CLAIRE!!!
  43. Does Peter really not know how it's gonna end?
  44. This live audience did not get as much of a fun watch as the live audience the next night.
  45. Wow his mom is like really crying there
(Prompt by me)
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