Thoughts on Secret Celebrity RuPaul's Drag Race season 1, episode 3

Almost caught up!

1. THESE ARE THREE OF MY FAVORITE QUEENS OF ALL TIME
2. Alex Newell seems very talented, but I have not heard of Alex
3. Dustin Milligan is in a thing I've heard of, but I haven't heard of him
4. Dustin has puns
5. Matt Iseman is also on a thing I've heard of, but I also don't know who he is
6. Kim Chi is known for being shady? Really?
7. I wonder what iconic challenge they're gonna do this time (I hope one of these episodes redoes Shakesqueer)
8. Alex is so calm
9. I think Alex is gonna win the mini-challenge
10. Queerleader and queen spirit are both good puns
11. Love Connie is back!
12. Those are the ugliest pairs of underwear I've ever seen
13. I love this challenge
14. Whoa, I am so bad at predicting who is going to win
15. Okay if I was Dustin I would grab Bob
16. Nina is so sweet but won't be the best mentor for this
17. YIKES at that North Korea joke (only using this word cause that's what Matt thought it was)
18. "Best date I've ever had." SOMEONE MARRY NINA
19. The Arthritis Foundation donation page
20. I wish Kim Chi had more confidence outside of drag
21. "No shade to all of those jawlines with no personalities"
22. Dustin is amazing at drag names, but Rachel McAdamsapple is not the best one he said
23. Project HEAL donation page
24. Bette Bordeaux is a great name
25. HMI donation page
26. It must mean so much to have Ru say you're the best singer
27. Madame That Bitch is fun and I think immediately says what kind of queen you're gonna be
28. Nina's facial expressions are key
29. Bette's eyes are really popping
30. Madame is a babe
31. Rachel's makeup is DRAMATIC
32. Alex would never go to the bathroom in high school...that's so sad
33. Ru's look hints at Daphne from Scooby Doo to me
34. Oh thank goodness we get to see my favorite queens also take part in the RuPaul roast
35. EVERYBODY SAY OLD
36. Rachel's outfit is amazing
37. Rachel is pretty good!
38. "Michelle Visage recently decided to Marie Kondo her titties"
39. Madame is very funny
40. Madame's look reminds me of Ayden Zayne's toile look
41. Bette Bordeaux is owning it
42. I think that was the best roast that was ever on Drag Race
43. Whoa Rachel looks like Brooke Lynn Hytes
44. Madame is gorgeous
45. I love how much Bette is feeling herself
46. I hope Bob and Alex stay in touch
47. I actually hope all of the mentor queens stay in touch with their celebrity drag babies
48. "Hi I'm Nina and I'm single"
49. I thought Dustin was married (thought I saw a ring)
50. It is rude that Dustin is so hot in and out of drag
51. "There's nothing like someone you love seeing you as a big, bad bitch"
52. "My girlfriend just motorboated me and I'm getting turned on"
53. I think Alex's good friend was an actor on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
54. Do the loved ones get to watch the lip sync? (Okay, yes later I see them in the audience)
55. Points to Bette for just starting on the floor
56. Yes to Rachel for the reveal!
57. The fact that these newbies are doing such great lip syncs tells me something about the worst lip syncs we've seen before
58. I think Bette will win
59. Hell yeah! I love that all three won because they all did great jobs and each charity gets $20,000
60. "Put your hand on my rod"

(Prompt by me)

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