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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: B90 Strikes Back, season 1 episode 1

TLC is grasping at straws.

  1. My god, who asked for this?
  2. Ed's house is tiny
  3. Ugh, why do we need to see Ed's chest?
  4. Teddy is cute
  5. Rose is so pretty
  6. Oh man it's the hot UPS guy
  7. Ew, Ed sent Rose panties?
  8. Ed loves his dog more than his daughter
  9. "Embark on a journey of my journey." Avery is stoned already
  10. Hell yeah to Avery admitting she's getting high to do this
  11. Ash, you're an idiot if you never watched the show that you signed up for
  12. The doll behind Avery haunts me
  13. THE DOLL CHANGED
  14. IT IS HAUNTED
  15. I don't remember Ed's mom calling him pony
  16. Now that I know about Ed's merch, I see it everywhere-like his mom's fridge
  17. Why is Ed's computer in such a weird place?
  18. "Nothing about my trip was a disaster." LIES
  19. THE OTHER DOLL IS BACK. SEND HELP
  20. Okay, Alexa talking to Yolanda about Williams is too funny
  21. Williams sounds more nasal than I remembered
  22. Blind and deaf in love
  23. Omg Caesar slid into Yolanda's DMs
  24. I do want some people from the 90 Day franchise to end up with other people from the franchise that they didn't start off dating
  25. "Anatomically, you can still reach it." UGH
  26. Ed do you think a high number of Facebook friends indicates having an STD?
  27. Burger pie isn't a thing
  28. "I gotta work on my mom guilt skills"
  29. I am not sure if I will keep watching this show
  30. But maybe...

(Prompt by me)
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