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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? season 5, episode 2

I took this notes by hand, I'll have you know.

  1. Ugh
  2. Maybe it's awkward cause you're bad at sex
  3. Haha at the boat partyers
  4. River tour is a solid choice
  5. I was so creeped out when Colt touched Jess's hair
  6. 7 dates in 6 months is in no way a lot
  7. I don't think your second date is the time to talk about your sex life with your ex-wife
  8. I forgot how young Karine is
  9. Why was Paul the man of your dreams, Karine?
  10. A good husband sometimes
  11. Ha Karine is trying to get the baby to pull Paul's hair
  12. How is Paul like "Karine never wanted to come to the US, but how is she not excited?"
  13. I'm glad Asuelu found some friends
  14. Asuelu-when are you teaching your kids Samoan? You don't spend time with them
  15. I do feel bad Asuelu is homesick
  16. Libby and Andrei's baby is so cute
  17. Andrei does not want them to come
  18. Omg baby play time
  19. Moldova is fine to visit-I googled it and it took 2 seconds to find the State Department saying so
  20. Yeah Libby, does your baby even have a passport?
  21. Larissa is conservative?
  22. I'd be so annoyed to date a dude who's too into wine
  23. How late is this fertility clinic open?
  24. If Angela did have 1 egg is now on her period...there isn't an egg anymore
  25. Ugh why did Angela have to comment on Michael's penis?
  26. "Almost tore my rectum"
  27. Why is Tania on crutches? (Later explained as a car accident)
  28. Wheelchair on ice seems idiotic
  29. I DID NOT ASK FOR THAT PIC
  30. How do people get married without figuring out deal breakers?
  31. "Main room and sex room"
  32. Moving while unemployed is a bad idea
  33. I'm glad Jess's friends are looking out for her
  34. Colt, did you ever consider just not lying?
  35. Yeah Colt, you don't get to be so worried about Jess's past
  36. Colt, you don't get to control someone even if you're dating
  37. Date night!
  38. "Smell it. Smell my love."
  39. Romantic axe throwing
  40. Kalani is pretty good at it
  41. Is Paul talking about missing Halloween?
  42. Paul's mom is so right that he'd never leave
  43. Paul has like 0 life skills
  44. God Karine's mom is so legitimately worried
  45. How do you put off figuring out how to pay for the wedding?
  46. They are taking Libby's dad for granted
  47. Wow Libby's dad is a pushover
  48. Colt is so grossly pleased
  49. When did Colt cave in to make Larissa happy?
  50. Jess, if Colt is boring...why date him?
  51. Don't date someone who doesn't respect women
  52. Yeah her friends interrogated you because you suck
  53. Omg another cute baby
  54. Bartending is a solid plan
  55. Oh...not if he Syngin drinks on the job...
  56. How do you lose a motorcycle?
  57. Tania's sister is awkwardly trying to lighten the mood
  58. My god they've planned 0
  59. Get her a purple wig if she wants one, Angela
  60. Yikes...cancer 5 times?
  61. "No wonder I feel so old"
  62. Angela's mom is funny
  63. Has Angela been married before?
  64. In your wildest thoughts, you never thought they'd get married?
  65. This is rough to watch

(Prompt by me)
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? TLC
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