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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? season 5, episode 6

I cannot wait to see more of Debbie and Colt in Brazil.
  1. Wow Colt and Jess are actually having alone time
  2. They're getting french fries?
  3. Thank goodness they got another hotel room
  4. "Debbie is not old lady cute"
  5. Colt is a baby man
  6. So did Colt and Jess bond over having dead parents?
  7. Oh man are we going to see Debbie drunk?
  8. Is someone driving a stick sexy? Is this just something I don't get?
  9. Yes, casino wedding
  10. Dear lord, they're in Moldova, they should eat traditional food
  11. Hrm I wonder if Moldovan police are known to be corrupt...specifically if Andrei was corrupt
  12. Yikes Andrei and Libby arguing is baaaad
  13. I genuinely wonder what domestic violence classes are like
  14. Um...Is Adam branding himself the DUI Doctor? Someone a big neon sign that says that feels really problematic
  15. Larissa...don't say why you'd be a bad employee on national television?
  16. Ah so it was domestic violence counseling
  17. I do genuinely hope Larissa can stay in the US
  18. Is Angela actually asleep...like someone called the camera crew here
  19. Does one of Angela's bras have words on it?
  20. Michael didn't prep Angela enough
  21. Angela, maybe Michael wanted to know what it would be like to be Black in America
  22. Okay I don't think it's a bad idea for the long run plan for Angela to move to Nigeria but right now she's taking care of her mother, her daughter, and 6 grandchildren so I have no idea how Michael thinks Angela can leave the US right now
  23. Angela looks like Elton John
  24. Wow Angela came in rude
  25. Angela is gonna think Michael is cheating
  26. Wow I really thought Angela was gonna freak out about the idea of Michael wanting her to stay in Nigeria but it was because the ex-pats were women
  27. Wow it really seems like Low has taken Asuelu out here to kill him
  28. Wow it really does seem like one of the reasons Low didn't want Kalani to marry a guy from Samoa is the the patriarchal views they hold
  29. It does seem like Asuelu is genuinely remorseful
  30. Gah that is scary for you brother to have a blood clot in his lungs
  31. I'm glad that Tania is supportive of Syngin going to South Africa
  32. Is this going to be the season of Happily Ever After? where everyone goes abroad?
  33. If Andrei interrupts you a lot...that is a problem
  34. I don't think the food is that weird looking
  35. Did you go into your mom's room without her inviting you in?
  36. Colt, you didn't tell your mom that you got a new room?
  37. Colt...why are you telling your mom what your girlfriend is like in the bedroom?
  38. I wonder if this is the first time Colt has called his mom an asshole
  39. Debbie doesn't think she comes off as gruff...
  40. Debbie...you worry that Jess wants to marry and have kids with Colt? And you think Colt doesn't know this is her plan? They straight up talked about what they're gonna name their kids
  41. I do hope that Libby's family isn't rude to Andrei's family
  42. Libby is trying to learn Romanian, but she should learn some more
  43. Libby cannot believe anyone would side with Andrei
  44. Ick to this blowing a kiss and catching it
  45. "Free like a duck in the snow"
  46. I love how upfront Larissa is about money
  47. I do want Larissa to get a cat because Colt stole hers
  48. Hey, Eric, Larissa is allowed to tell her friend about her relationship problems
  49. My god if Angela doesn't want you hanging out with women you shouldn't get married
  50. Also, Michael, if you know this about Angela then why did you bring her there?
  51. HOW DID HER OXYGEN GET UNPLUGGED?
  52. Angela, Michael is trying here
  53. Michael, you have met the women before
  54. Uh oh I'm empathizing with Angela too much
  55. Libby do you know anything about what you're about to do?
  56. That's a no
  57. Aha I wondered if her no makeup look was by choice
  58. "This symbolizes Hell"
  59. Did he cut her hair?
  60. I wonder how different the ceremony is for men and for women
  61. This church is beautiful
  62. Andrei, this isn't making your relationship stronger because Libby has no idea what's going on and I don't think she's at all truly converting
  63. If it's to protect her from evil why aren't any of you wearing one?
  64. Also maybe someone should've told her it was important for her to keep wearing it
  65. I don't like that they're mean about Andrei taking care of his daughter
  66. Yes, Debbie, Jess's family has to be aware that Colt is in Brazil
  67. Yes, this is an interrogation
  68. Debbie you said he can't be used back and forth...so does that mean you use him?
  69. Debbie, no one understands the bond you have with Colt
  70. Wow Carmen is just kicking her out
  71. How can you be friends with Larissa and not want drama?
  72. Oh man do we get to learn what Andrei did
  73. God I hope this place Paul got isn't a disaster
  74. I hope Kalani and Asuelu will make up
  75. I cannot wait for Debbie and Colt to meet Jess's family
(Prompt by me)
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? TLC
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