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Thoughts on Darcey & Stacey season 1, episode 2

 Okay maybe this episode is double trouble because it's the second one. Am I funny yet?

  1. Is it too much to ask Darcey and Stacey to swap places at least once during this show?
  2. Okay, take a shot every time someone says "protector" or some form of "protect"
  3. I wonder if Florian wants kids
  4. Florian's town looks beautiful
  5. I feel like 8 visits over the course of 5 years isn't enough...but maybe they went elsewhere too?
  6. Hey model and Instagram influencer is a solid job choice for 90 dayers
  7. How do you love someone if you can't communicate?
  8. I mean...Stacey...so far he's only seen an airport...it can't feel that different than other places
  9. Florian does seem pretty reserved
  10. Stacey just wants to get it on in the parking lot
  11. Wow Florian ate her face
  12. Darcey's dad is cute
  13. Yeah describing Darcey as Amy Poehler in Mean Girls feels accurate
  14. Take a shot
  15. Ah we've met Reina before
  16. Are Darcey and Stacey that different?
  17. Stacey is grounded?
  18. Also take a shot when they say a version of "love love"
  19. "Balls and pop"
  20. Tom better be gone
  21. Darcey, listen to your friends when they say to slow down
  22. Darcey is more than a little competitive, Reina
  23. Debbie, you are correct that Darcey just wants to be loved
  24. I think Georgi's muscle definition is too much for me
  25. Florian's first day should be RESTFUL
  26. So far we've heard 3 of Florian's nicknames for Stacey: my angel, bubu, and little bear
  27. WOW that was a lot of tongue
  28. I love that quick shot showing that the door hanger thing said "Let's Do This"
  29. Stacey how do you not see how tired this man is?
  30. Stacey, this man is exhausted...now is not the time
  31. Is Darcey imitating Larissa by saying cheapy?
  32. Why are we filming their video chat sex?
  33. "Is it naked?" comes out sounding like Buffalo Bill
  34. Georgi is very cute
  35. Of course Darcey is going to the same city that Stacey went to with her guy
  36. I can't believe you didn't listen to this sleepy, sleepy man, Stacey
  37. My god what an exhausting second day in America
  38. I love how we caught every crinkle of that bag
  39. I would say that you should take a shot each time Florian says "my angel" but I think you'd die
  40. New nickname alert: kitten
  41. Does Darcey have to assemble the bouquet herself?
  42. Georgi does look like he came off of a romance novel cover
  43. I feel sad for these horses
  44. Are New York hot dogs actually good?
  45. GROSS. I DO NOT LIKE LADY AND THE TRAMPING A HOT DOG
  46. Is Florian a robot?
  47. Aha so Florian calls Darcey baby
  48. Darcey, you're such a bad liar
  49. Well, Florian...it does seem like you'll be living with Darcey so you should care somewhat what Darcey thinks
  50. Okay I did double check that Albania and Bulgaria aren't crazy far apart
  51. Darcey, this night is clearly supposed to be about Stacey and Florian
  52. Stacey, I think the phrase is "get this off my chest"
  53. Really the big annoyance would be that Tom got more screen time
  54. No, Darcey, therapy would benefit you
  55. Flroian, don't go into the woods with a man who thinks you've hurt his daughter

(Prompt by me)

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