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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? season 5, episode 8

This episode looks like it'll be good.
  1. The producers are mean for encouraging this
  2. Can Eric not even afford a phone?
  3. "Bitch, my face is 10,000 buck"
  4. Does Dolly Parton wear a lot of robes?
  5. Larissa shouldn't be with Eric. Should she date Yolanda? I think so
  6. I'm so confused about if anyone is happy that Andrei is staying at home
  7. Hey Libby and Andrei, fun fact, whether or not you have a second wedding you are still married and have all the same problems
  8. Where's Kalani and Asuelu's other baby?
  9. I was about to say Kalani was being cheap with the cans, but if that big can is $48 it's more expensive than I think
  10. Asuelu, you can't afford this!
  11. I get really annoyed when people say God will just do stuff like make sure you can give your mom $1,000 and still have money to pay your monthly bills when you make $1,000/month
  12. "Don't scroll your eyes"
  13. Debbie is SO RUDE. She said she was surprised Jess's family was nice!
  14. Colt...were you trying to sneak away? That wasn't sneaky
  15. Debbie hated that Colt was talking to Jess's dad
  16. Jess's dad is a bad judge of character
  17. SAY SOCCER, COLT, SOCCER
  18. Angela is scared of more things than I realized
  19. I love that we have another monkey scene on this franchise
  20. How is Angela smoking during this conversation about cancer?
  21. Do Angela and Michael remember that surrogates are a thing?
  22. How could you not think Karine would be homesick?
  23. Why are we meeting in a pet shop? Oh because he can't pay
  24. Honestly...Paul should rehome his dogs
  25. Gah Tania and Syngin are falling apart so fast
  26. Debbie has a cane that I never noticed before
  27. Debbie...who do you talk to besides Colt, be honest
  28. "You can't take a mother away from her son." God you're so unhealthy
  29. Colt calling his mom Debs is bizarre
  30. "I don't talk to her, we're just friends." So I guess Colt doesn't talk to his friends
  31. This is clearly a manipulation on Colt and Debbie's parts
  32. Note that Colt said that Vanessa is a friend "right now"
  33. I cannot believe Asuelu thinks Kalani needs to pack her and the babies stuff and his stuff in one bag and then he gets a whole additional bag
  34. Kalani, you don't need to call Asuelu a demon
  35. My god are Kalani and Asuelu's kids cute
  36. "Cussing is my favorite, Oliver"
  37. Yes, Asuelu gets to be bummed that they can't go see his family now but yeah the kids are wiped
  38. I honestly don't know why they told his family they'd come that first night
  39. Tania, there is tea at the airport
  40. "I can awkwardly look at you all day"
  41. Yes, Tania, you and Syngin have arguments
  42. Syngin went to a grocery store without shoes?
  43. Syngin's sister is adorable
  44. "I wish I'd never left" and then Tania's face gets awkward
  45. Gotta have a weed cart shot before Larissa
  46. Carmen's dog is so tiny
  47. Angela has good cholesterol?
  48. "I'm just a healthy bitch"
  49. I am honestly relieved that Angela doesn't have cancer
  50. "You're the most beautifulest doctor I've ever had in my womb"
  51. CONSIDER A SURROGATE
  52. I feel like that chicken should've been plucked
  53. I do like how many people traveled this season
  54. I think Tania thought she met vacation Syngin, but it was everyday Syngin and Syngin thought he met everyday Tania, but he met vacation Tania
  55. Season previews tell me this will be a brawl in Moldova
  56. A flower made of pig fat
  57. "You don't drink half because you aren't half man"
  58. God this Ireland question is really making me think Andrei is hiding something
  59. This poor waiter in a costume
  60. How is Ireland a step to the US?
  61. Is non-direct better?
  62. Are they gonna tell Kalani that her and Asuelu's money is none of her business?
  63. Two months seems a fair amount of time to find a job
  64. They're all mad cause they had a lot of vodka
  65. Next week is brawl week
(Prompt by me)
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? TLC

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