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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? season 5, episode 12

 Is it too much to ask to watch Paul get punched in the face?

  1. Who is Heather?
  2. Hey a fellow Smith!
  3. Larissa wants to be like a blow up doll?
  4. Eric, did you think surgery wasn't risky?
  5. Karine is smart to go see a lawyer
  6. Yikes this is the first time she's gone somewhere without Paul?
  7. So pretty much Karine needs to leave without Paul knowing
  8. Wow the florist is beautiful
  9. It's so weird to see these sweet moments between Angela and Michael because they also have such terrible ones
  10. What does Angela have in her bra now?
  11. How come we always miss the biggest fights?
  12. I appreciate that Kalani's mom is up front and honest about her own marriage
  13. Oh right, Colt is now living with Vanessa and making goo-goo eyes at her
  14. Jess's hair really is a beautiful color
  15. This cat cafe is so poorly decorated
  16. Sounds like Colt sent a ton of unsolicited dick pics
  17. Oh man this trip is probably when Jess meets up with Larissa
  18. Colt...you're going to take her home before you tell her Vanessa is there?
  19. Colt...you should be clear if you're in a relationship
  20. Wait Colt, so you don't want to argue in public but also not in private?
  21. Wine time!
  22. My god, Libby's family continues to be so dumb
  23. This is a fun excursion that Andrei and Libby have planned
  24. That is a super cute donkey
  25. Those grapes are beautiful
  26. Shouldn't you like wash your feet first?
  27. I wonder what it feels like to stomp grapes
  28. How has Angela already made such a mess of this apartment?
  29. Angela, no one has ever said that bridges tote a bouquet
  30. Angela...a child cannot be a matron of honor...because that would mean they're married
  31. Paul still hasn't gotten them curtains and now they have garbage bags
  32. No, Karine, don't reveal your plan
  33. Paul, do you think Karine isn't allowed to leave the house?
  34. How much providing have you done, Paul?
  35. I actually believe Karine asked for curtains and you still haven't gotten them so I don't think you've gotten her everything she needs
  36. I feel the need to point out again that Karine is 23 and Paul is 35
  37. Yikes the fight was bad enough that Kalani thought she'd never see him again?
  38. Wait, Asuelu, so it's not okay for Kolini to get involved but it is okay for your sister to get involved?
  39. Therapy is a great idea for Kalani and Asuelu
  40. I bet the producers told Kalani and Asuelu to go through different doors
  41. Eric, I do not care about you
  42. Whatever spot they're in in Moldova is beautiful
  43. Andrei's friend is accurate about the dinner brawl
  44. Because this cop thing is so built up, I bet there is no story about Andrei being a cop
  45. Cops break tons of laws in our country too, Libby's family
  46. So why did Andrei get forced out of the police?
  47. He can't open up about it because he's on camera you idiots
  48. Even though we know this joint bachelor and bachelorette party goes poorly...we also know that Angela and Michael get married
  49. "You look kinky"
  50. I don't think those women are stripping, Angela
  51. At least Michael's friends seem like good sports
  52. Angela is double fisting
  53. Dear god Michael and Angela need to tone it down
  54. Like how could you not look at other people in this club?
  55. We're gonna cut right before Colt and Jess's right, aren't we?
  56. Colt, what evidence do you have that Debbie will calm Jess down?
  57. Oh man, Jess likes the slot machine...maybe Debbie will like her
  58. "Thanks for making the grapes"
  59. Eight girls that you know of, Jess
  60. Paul is going to show Karine the sewage system?
  61. Therapy is a good idea for Kalani and Asuelu
  62. Debbie...you shouldn't be interfering 
  63. Tania vs. Syngin's friends is gonna be intense
  64. Looks like Chuck gave up his USA hat
  65. Time for Jess and Larissa to meet!

(Prompt by me)

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