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Thoughts on RHONY season 12, episode 3

 I feel like no huge drama has happened yet.

  1. Luann, one spider does not a spider problem make
  2. Every season must have a drink tasting thing
  3. Dorinda, why are you so convinced Luann is on her boat
  4. Yeah I agree with Leah that it was insane to invite Luann to a winery
  5. Aw Ramona, I want to give you a hug
  6. Wait how is Bruce taking Tinsley for granted?
  7. It feels pretty harsh to not take your teenaged kid back when they're struggling but I'm glad it worked for Leah
  8. Thank god Ramona is getting therapy
  9. Dorinda, you do need to take time for you
  10. "Then you die and you catch some dick on the way"
  11. Sonja's story seems incoherent, but that may be the editing
  12. Ugh does Ramona still like Trump?
  13. I hope the Real Housewives of Atlanta come for Ramona for saying Luann's dress would fit in in Atlanta
  14. This house is too big
  15. That huge mirror is dumb
  16. How does this feel like Eyes Wide Shut?
  17. RAMONA YOU'RE SO RUDE "With Sonja I have to bring myself down"
  18. What was wrong with Joe's human teeth
  19. What's wrong with touring houses, Dorinda?
  20. Is this ATM an ATM for condoms?
  21. Sonja, who cares if Ramona is flirting with this guy
  22. I agree that Elyse was being rude, but I do think Sonja's husband saw her as an accessory
  23. "I'm not arm candy! I don't shave my pussy!"
  24. Ramona, you didn't remove the booze from near Luann?
  25. Sonja, there is no way you have more money than this dude with a $39 million dollar house
  26. "Men love my vagina"
  27. "How's your pussy?"
  28. "It's like godzilla got loose and he's drunk"
  29. Uh oh did Luann fall off the wagon?
  30. Okay the text wasn't as crazy as I thought
  31. Looks like Lu comes back
  32. I love how there are hot dog groomers
  33. Welp Leah is gonna go off the deep end
  34. It looks like next episode is the one I've heard so much about
  35. Can't wait to see it!

(Prompt by me)

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