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Thoughts on RHONY season 12, episode 4

 Time for a wild ride.

  1. I love how Lu is like "I'm not being considered" but someone had to have that room
  2. "Bitch I'm going to see you on the tennis court"
  3. This tennis coach is very hot
  4. Dorinda why would you offer Luann alcohol
  5. Dorinda, you are not qualified to diagnose alcoholism
  6. Ramona, you can hire someone to grill for you
  7. Uh, Leah, Luann should worry what her children think
  8. The dog groomer isn't as hot as the tennis coach
  9. When they tell you the time throughout an episode, you know it's gonna be nuts
  10. Jack isn't wearing a lot of color, Ramona
  11. It is weird that there is just one guy
  12. "Drink, bitch"
  13. Why was Elyse invited? Did the producers invite her?
  14. Why does Sonja have a vibrator?
  15. Good call in leaving, Jack
  16. Ramona conveniently doesn't remember when she's super rude like saying Dorinda is gonna have a new boyfriend in two years
  17. Yes, Tinsley, when you get in the pool, your eyelashes get wet
  18. LEAH DON'T THROW ALCOHOL AT FIRE
  19. Ramona, you are just asking if Dorinda would be mad if John cheated
  20. So two of them threw torches...what a plan
  21. I love how there are three mostly naked women in the pool and then people inside arguing about relationships
  22. Does John love Ramona? I seriously doubt that
  23. Don't say nymphettes...it sounds too much like Lolita
  24. "Her daughter knows that she has breasts"
  25. "Why are there wings on your vagina?" "Because it flies!"
  26. Is Ramona just bailing when there is chaos?
  27. My god, just let Sonja call herself a Morgan. Like what does it matter to you?
  28. I feel like Sonja and Leah are about to stop fighting and makeout
  29. Huh a kiss did calm it down
  30. The dirty dishes I wouldn't mind...the vibrator in the chicken I wouldn't know what to do with
  31. The champagne bottle in the pool would amuse me, but I would be concerned that people where playing with fire while super drunk
  32. Haha Leah it was a good call to just clean up super fast to soften Ramona towards you
  33. Okay I don't think Dorinda was a big cause of the mess, so don't get mad at her
  34. I love how they didn't know where Tinsley was but they didn't even check her room
  35. Onward!

(Prompt by me)

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