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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? season 5, episode 14

 Watching live again!

  1. Libby has such a great attitude...
  2. I definitely thought Marcel and Andrei's brother were the same person
  3. Andrei is in great shape
  4. Libby looks great
  5. I can't believe in Happily Ever After? has two weddings
  6. Asuelu is asking a VERY fair question when he asked his mom why she said he should leave his family
  7. I guess the sister who tried to start a fight left
  8. Asuelu's mom is so upfront with what she wants which makes her great TV but what she wants makes her a bad mother and mother-in-law
  9. Larissa looks so different without makeup
  10. I HATE it when Eric imitates Larissa
  11. I love how Eric is 0% prepared for this
  12. With so much talk about how nothing will go wrong...you know they included it because something does...also the season preview indicated something went wrong
  13. The plastic surgery nurse looks so much like Ashley (of Jay and Ashley)
  14. Michael's aunt still disapproves
  15. Ah live music!
  16. Michael thinks Angela looks young...it must be love
  17. Angela's hair piece thing is beautiful
  18. Does...Angela's bra match the seats?
  19. Angela is so mad at the line "to love and to obey"
  20. How dare TLC play such romantic music
  21. The officiant's suit is great
  22. Outfit change
  23. Ya know...there is something that Michael truly enjoys about Angela
  24. NO! I HATE THE GARTER THING
  25. Wow the cake is the American and Nigerian flag
  26. Karine is in a Nightmare Before Christmas sweater and I approve
  27. Paul doesn't know what's in his ass apparently...must be hard to tell when you're an ass
  28. Paul...why are you bringing so much stuff?
  29. Paul's mom is only going to miss Pierre and Karine
  30. "He's already having problems"
  31. Paul, be honest, what family events were invited to?
  32. GROSS. I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE COLT VOMIT, TLC
  33. Colt...you do still live with your mother...and a fuckton of cats...so you're not alone
  34. Is Colt hitting on Steve?
  35. Of course Debbie hated Colt dating because that means Colt is cheating on her
  36. Is anyone at Black Bear Diner gonna get Kalani's kids some high chairs?
  37. Tammy...you tried to fight Kalani...you didn't just tell her how you feel
  38. Is Oliver just on the floor?
  39. Eric didn't bring shit to do...he's just into the snacks
  40. I'm so glad they blurred the surgery
  41. I was surprisingly grossed out to see the implant covered in blood
  42. Eric will sit anywhere except a chair
  43. You are not emotional, Eric
  44. Finally Eric sits in a chair
  45. What a fancy looking plastic surgery office
  46. Eric...you were clearly supposed to be taken to the recovery area by an employee and you didn't
  47. "Guess who got an orgasm last night?"
  48. Take a shot each time they say 'sissy'
  49. HOW ARE YOU BRINGING UP ORGASMS?
  50. THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
  51. Jojo is inappropriate in a different way this time
  52. Getting footage of the pigeon in the Moldovan church is top notch work
  53. So your marriage wasn't real until now, Andrei? Cool, cool, cool
  54. Take a shot each time you feel compelled to yell "they're married already!"
  55. This church is gorgeous
  56. Great, Andrei didn't explain this either
  57. Ah wedding rings are worn on the right hand here (I believe in an earlier season Alla mentioned that that is the custom in Russia as well and that a ring on the left ring finger meant you were divorced)
  58. All weddings need crowns
  59. God I hope they wash that cross
  60. "Same woman, no divorce, double marriage"
  61. Tammy, why can't the moms talk?
  62. It is interesting to hear Kalani's parents' perspectives on this
  63. I'm glad that Kalani and Asuelu's mom apologized
  64. TAMMY. YOU. TRIED. TO. FIGHT. KALANI.
  65. Gotta love dramatic violins as they replay footage of Eric walking back to the recovery area
  66. Cool, cool, Eric is just now thinking he needs to take care of Larissa
  67. Eric...did you even read the discharge instructions?
  68. Eric is such a moron
  69. Did Angela tell Michael it was time for his balls to drop?
  70. I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT ANGELA WASN'T WEARING UNDERWEAR
  71. I don't want Meemaw to die without Angela being there
  72. Libby's veil is beautiful
  73. This is quality wedding entertainment and I type that with no sarcasm
  74. Charlie is already drunk
  75. Oooh that wedding drummer is hot
  76. Libby's mom's dress is incredible
  77. The baby is so cute
  78. Andrei, for once, is explaining a custom to Libby
  79. Charlie is so mad at...something?
  80. "Equal rights in America." "I don't understand your English."
  81. Charlie, shut up
  82. Um, Charlie, Chuck did pay for at least the other daughters' weddings
  83. Aw yeah money box
  84. "America wants to do a toast"
  85. Only after the second wedding is Andrei a part of Libby's family
  86. CHARLIE IS THE WORST
  87. Don't beat up Charlie...but put him in a cab
  88. Larissa's boobs and nose are on display next week
  89. I am sorry for Angela in this moment of her mom being so sick
  90. No, Kalani, don't have a tracker on Asuelu's phone
  91. I wonder if Syngin is going to stay in South Africa
  92. Colt is going to break up with his mom
  93. They really need to put Charlie in a cab
  94. Well next week will feature no weddings
  95. I'm still excited though!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? TLC

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