Get Your Ass Out of White House

Yes, another Crazy Ex-Girlfriend parody. I think this one is clear. Watch the original here.

Prez Trump, our villainous chief

You've brought us pain, you've brought us grief

But now that the election is near

Why are you still here? It's beyond belief

It's time to get your ass out of White House

I don't care where you go

I just want you to know

You've got to get your ass out of White House

Seriously

Why don't you just go and flee?

Year after year

You're always here

So let me be clear

We want you to disappear

Just in case you had any doubt

It's time to get your ass out

Prez Trump, I know that was mean

But I think you should know how horrified I've been

With all that you have done and everything you want

So follow along with this sing-songy taunt

And please just get your ass out of White House

'Cause we're not in the mood

To keep on calling your crude

Good God, just get your ass out of White House

Our allies think it's a shame

They say our prez is so lame

(Spoken)

What's up with all the dictators?

You can Tweet in the dark

You can spew out some pus

You can lead anywhere

As long as you don't lead us

Thanks to your Tweet, this house echoes with your shout

So my vile prez, get your ass out

(Prompt by me)

"The White House - Washington DC" by Jeff Keenan

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