Another Crazy Ex-Girlfriend parody song! Watch the original "Group Hang" here.
[LEAD, spoken]
The night was going lonely, amigo. I was having a microwave
Mexican meal. Or Cali-Mex... Cali-Mex-Italian...
I don’t really know what this food is! But my time all alone
was cut short by the scheduled call of Zoom...
[ENSEMBLE]
La la, la la la!
[LEAD]
It was a Zoom hang, Zoom hang
We’re staying so safe in a Zoom hang!
A Zoom hang, Zoom hang
Do we really need all these windows?
It was a bright, shiny world
For you and me
And a magical place
Where we wandered free
Then Corona showed up
And tore us apart
It’s a force of evil
A knife through my heart
[ENSEMBLE]
Jack box, Among Us, trivia games, Netflix party watches!
[LEAD]
A Zoom hang, Zoom hang
We’re staying so safe in a Zoom hang
A Zoom hang, Zoom hang
I'm so afraid of crashes!
Now you’re telling a story
'Bout some neighbor Dirkwad
And how he doesn’t mask
What a jerk he is
Feeling left out, so I jump in and say:
(spoken)
I had a friend named Dirk once. He just got COVID and no one
can come to visit him.
(sung)
It was a Zoom hang, Zoom hang
It just got weird in this Zoom hang
Zoom hang, Zoom hang
It makes me so blurry sad
[ENSEMBLE]
Error, error, error, error, crash report, arriba!
Error, error, error, error, crash report, arriba!
Error, error, error, error, crash report, arriba!
Why don’t we meet up at my house?
[LEAD, spoken]
That’s not soc’ly distant!
[ENSEMBLE]
Latest COVID numbers, Twitter, Trump
Newest quaran-hobbies, future trip plans
Sharing nostalgia vid, without sound
[LEAD, spoken]
Does the host know what screen sharing is?
[LEAD, sung]
A Zoom hang, Zoom hang
What’s this virtual background click thing?
[LEAD, spoken]
I mean, really, am I crazy? There are—I know there are
people with tech degrees talking on this call.
(sung)
A Zoom hang, Zoom hang
(spoken)
How are they not offended, with the total failure to use
technology? Is it just me? Maybe it’s just me.
(sung)
We’re staying so safe at a Zoom hang
(spoken)
I feel like I’m alone but also not on this call.
(sung)
A Zoom hang, Zoom hang
(spoken)
Y ahora la parte más temida de andar con el grupo. ¡El adios!
(Prompt by me)
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