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All the thoughts on A Recipe for Seduction

 Now this movie was only 16 minutes long, but here are all of my thoughts on it.

  1. Love the dramatic opening
  2. Of course it is done in association with KFC
  3. Calling this a film is generous
  4. These are high production values
  5. Someone is called Bunny
  6. The acting feels like ad acting
  7. Jessica is not in love with rando
  8. Rando is named Billy apparently
  9. Yes, Jessica, marry for money
  10. I laughed out loud when I saw Mario Lopez in his Colonel Sanders outfit
  11. Harland's beard is so much
  12. If they have no money, why are they hiring a chef?
  13. Is this a different day with Harland and Jessica?
  14. Yes, a pool with dolphin statues
  15. Wow Jessica opened up quickly
  16. What did they pay Mario Lopez to do this?
  17. A secret recipe
  18. What is Billy wearing? How is that sweater tied?
  19. Billy is kinda handsy
  20. Is it Whittendale?
  21. We even got a gay guy into this movie
  22. Who uses a period but no caps?
  23. How many day shas it been?
  24. Billy is a drunk too...cool
  25. Oh is it Bonnie? Not Bunny?
  26. I want to shake the hand of the person who wrote this
  27. Yikes Jessica's mom slept with Billy and is asking Billy to marry her daughter so they can date more
  28. Why don't Bonnie Bunny and Billy get married?
  29. Is there going to be a knife fight?
  30. Why would you label your recipe as secret?
  31. Mario's hair is awful
  32. Billy is a liar
  33. This movie wants me to believe in a romance where I saw like ten seconds of interaction
  34. Harland, cash the check and then just stay
  35. OH MY GOD IS THIS A MURDER LIFETIME MOVIE?
  36. Jessica is confused even though Harland has said fiance several times
  37. I laughed at Jessica and Harland kissing 
  38. Wait is Jessica just going to believe that Harland left?
  39. My god these people are dumb
  40. Wow those are some red bridges
  41. (faint scream)
  42. Harland is all tied up...this is another Lifetime movie
  43. Double murder was the plan!
  44. Head butt to save the day!
  45. Lee to save the day!
  46. That duct tape was not stuck on well
  47. I can't believe it took them a year to get married
  48. So they stuck Jessica's mom in an asylum
  49. BUT WAIT! BILLY IS THERE!
  50. "I found them." BITES CHICKEN
  51. WAIT CLIFFHANGER
  52. WILL THERE BE SEQUEL?
  53. WILL WE LEARN THE SECRET RECIPE?
  54. WILL I LAUGH THIS HARD AGAIN?
  55. I recommend

(Prompt by me)

A Recipe for Seduction Lifetime

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