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Thoughts on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 1, episode 4

 Let the dumpster fire continue.

  1. Jen is so drunk
  2. Meredith is being so reasonable
  3. Meredith JUST hung out with you, Jen
  4. Jen should talk to someone about rage blackouts 
  5. Disengaging was smart, Meredith
  6. Yes, let's bring out the line about fucking her grandfather
  7. "I fucked a grandpa. Big deal."
  8. Idk it is true...
  9. Jen is so sad and lonely
  10. "I look like a flapper with kankles"
  11. Wait Heather and Lisa are chill now?
  12. Are you all scared of Jen?
  13. There is some boring art in this gallery
  14. Lisa is really tactile
  15. Lisa, you don't actually love Meredith and Seth more than anything because you have children
  16. I'm surprised that Jen knows about Meredith and Seth
  17. Mary's house is insane
  18. Mary's style is eclectic...so her house does match her
  19. A Prada purse is too much for a high school girlfriend...but I think a chinchilla and a dog is a crazier gift
  20. Mary does not have a healthy view of her and her son's relationship if she keeps comparing it to his and his girlfriend's
  21. But Mary, if your son wanted to be a brain surgeon, he'd be smell like hospital all the time
  22. Strippers definitely existed in the 1920s
  23. Okay sometimes competition is healthy
  24. Is the truth really a low blow?
  25. Chanel does fanny packs?
  26. Yeah do Jen's friends realize how lonely she is?
  27. Okay I'm glad Jen realizes her issue
  28. Jen...not sure you were supposed to say anything
  29. I love all this back footage that Bravo is using
  30. So Jen, you know you're betraying Meredith
  31. Jen's husband is good at pep talks
  32. Met Gala has a theme each year...this is weird
  33. Meredith doesn't have to tell you that she and her husband are separated, Whitney
  34. This luncheon is insane
  35. These poor valets
  36. There is also a cloak man
  37. "2003 was the heat wave. 5600 people died and made the best grapes"
  38. Mary is killing me
  39. Is Mary emotional about lunch?
  40. It cannot be the last white truffle...and it shouldn't be $8,000/lbs
  41. Lisa's big thing is that she has big goals?
  42. Jen really is opening up
  43. Jen is not going to apologize to Mary
  44. Wait it's over already?
  45. Next episode looks great

(Prompt by me)

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Bravo

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