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Thoughts on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 1, episode 9

I feel like this season is fizzling.

  1. Brooks is rude
  2. Horseback riding looks fun
  3. Shahmazing, Shahbulous, Shah bomb
  4. Hip hop and golf theme
  5. Omg Jen should not invite Mary, Whitney
  6. Mary doesn't know how many homes she owns...
  7. Heather's family has a Valentine's Day Party?
  8. Wow it does sound like Billy and Heather shouldn't have been together
  9. Billy and Heather seem to be okay divorced parents
  10. "We're Christmas!"
  11. Whitney is going to sleep and fall if she wears footies over her heels
  12. Wait is it Mary's bedroom or Mary and her husband's bedroom?
  13. High-end hoarder is a great phrase
  14. I think it's fair for Jen to not invite Mary to her husband's birthday party
  15. I don't think Lisa and Meredith are literally scared of Jen
  16. PENGUINS preview
  17. Seth and Meredith seem to be doing better
  18. Brooks, you are ruining the mood
  19. Man now I want sushi
  20. So why isn't Sarah a housewife?
  21. Wow after 10 years, Whitney's in-laws still have Justin and his ex-wife's wedding photo up?
  22. I guess maybe it's sweet to have all of the wedding photos if the goal is to make it welcoming to Justin's kids from his first marriage
  23. "I'd be like: I'm a tortoise!" Lisa's younger son is amazing
  24. "Area 51 makes glow fish"
  25. PENGUINS FOR REAL
  26. "Fresh Wolf" and "Fresh Penguin" are great ideas for Penguin names
  27. I would never be done with the penguin experience
  28. Penguin donut is great
  29. Wait...he doesn't like surprises and you're throwing him a huge surprise party, Jen?
  30. Is that outfit hip hop? I'm not sure
  31. You can still get him Popeye's
  32. It is nice that Jen got so many people he hadn't seen in a while to come
  33. This dance off is adorable
  34. Lisa...do you think Whitney danced like this in middle school?
  35. Whitney is having such difficulty getting these words out
  36. Whitney, you did not have it handled
  37. Jen is right that Whitney should've picked a different time to do this
  38. Whitney is now just bringing everything up
  39. Whitney is drunk
  40. Yes, Heather, just bail
  41. Jen's older son is hilarious
  42. Wow Jen wants to leave her own party...like just ask Whitney to leave
  43. Why is there a handicapped tag on Jen's car (to be fair it might not be her car)?
  44. Poor Omar having to go home alone with Jen
  45. Looking forward to next episode

(Prompt by me)

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Bravo

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