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Thoughts on RuPaul's Drag Race season 13, episode 7

Time for an improv-y challenge!

  1. "Learn, grow, and win, bitch"
  2. Double t curse
  3. I believe that being on a reality show would give you weird dreams
  4. The library is open!
  5. Whiter than Gottmik and Utica trying to twerk to disco is my favorite
  6. Elliott really struggled with that but I have such sympathy
  7. I would love to come up with these segments
  8. Ruboot
  9. Symone's nails are beautiful
  10. Symone is struggling to support Kandy
  11. Wait it seems like there are lines for them...
  12. Wait Utica has done mime work?
  13. Oh yay the queens get to watch each other
  14. What's the point of having the dog barking?
  15. Playing off of an empty chair is hilarious
  16. LaLa did okay but the other queens outshone her
  17. Olivia is hilarious as a mime and Gottmik is being a great straight man 
  18. Utica's character was the hardest to play
  19. Symone and Kandy's segment isn't that funny
  20. Tina's butt needed to be even bigger
  21. It's weird to call NASA a corporation to me
  22. Tina and Elliott's segment also isn't that funny...at least so far
  23. The tickle fight is weird...
  24. I guess when your scene is struggling you make out
  25. Symone, I totally get the people pleasing thing
  26. Oh I want to hug Symone
  27. I love Tina and Elliott bonding
  28. Elliott, I'm concerned that your fiancé doesn't understand that you have clinical depression
  29. Reenacting Maury is hilarious
  30. LaLa, this is what you needed to do in the challenge
  31. Denali looks incredible
  32. Rosé looks fun, but the outfit is stiff
  33. LaLa is a bombshell
  34. Gottmik looks campy and fabulous
  35. I love Olivia's hair
  36. Wow Utica's look is incredible
  37. Kandy looks expensive and gorgeous
  38. Symone looks impeccable 
  39. Okay I don't like Tina's look
  40. Elliott is beautiful
  41. How did we get two (or three? Is LaLa's one?) Mardi Gras looks?
  42. So LaLa is definitely lip syncing 
  43. Okay the mime wasn't going to be the nothing role...the mom was the nothing role
  44. Congrats to Olivia! I really thought it was going to be Symone
  45. I thought Elliott was going to be safe to be honest
  46. I predict LaLa is going home just because it's her second time lip syncing
  47. Rosé dancing in the background is hilarious
  48. I was right...Elliott stays
  49. I'd like to see LaLa back
  50. Anne Hathaway and a Rusical next time!

(Prompt by me)

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