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Lifestyle blog of a vampire influencer (fashion, interior design, nutrition, lifehacks??)

Hey vampy bitches, it's time for another post by yours truly! Today I'm going to cover some fashion, interior design, and nutrition tips as well as some (after)life hacks. Now these are just some thoughts I had today and I'll be sure to keep sharing more as time goes on. But I just want everyone to be living their best afterlife so please share your own tips with me and they may make it into my weekly newsletter.

Fashion

  • Red is always in season, but try for some of the newer shades like ox blood. Just because red has been done before doesn't mean you can't make it brand new again.
  • High collars are over. There is no need to hide your neck in shame anymore! Show off your bite with pride and all the body positivity you can muster.
  • No capes! Nothing says "I'm out of date" instead of "I'm out on a date" more than a cape. So ditch the capes and get a nice coat or shawl (click through my story to see my favorites of the season!).

Interior Design

  • Invest in black out curtains. Those velvety drapes are so last century and black out curtains can come in every color. Just because your home is dark doesn't mean it has to be dark.
  • Keep your home clean. Cobwebs and dank are out, like so out.
  • Consider getting a sensory deprevation tank. Why lie in an outdated coffin when you can travel to the future in your daydreams gently floating in warm water? It's really the way to go in my opinion. Check out my latest reel to see me try out my new one from SensoDep and use the promo code VAMPY to get 20% off yours today!

Nutrition

  • Know where your blood is coming from. Do you know your blood's diet? This can drastically change how healthy the blood is for you to drink. We need the iron, so be sure you're only drinking from the purest and most iron-rich blood or else you will never get color in those cheeks, darlings. Do you know your blood's name? Farm to table is all the rage and for good reason, mindfulness is important!
  • Try out animal blood. This is not just a trend, animal blood is an exotic way to change up your diet and get some different vitamins and minerals. Trust me, it is well worth a try.
  • Tanning is a-okay! It's not the real sun's rays so it's the only way to change up your overall skin tone, and because of our healing it will only be a temporary look so have fun with it.

(After)Life Hacks

  • Have a social media prescence. Way more people will invite you into their homes if they recognize you. Besides, they have cameras now that are so good that they do capture our visages.
  • Promote people learning about IBS. I know, gross, right? But if more people think they have it, the more people will avoid garlic which is a win for us.
  • Promote bleak nothingness as what happens during death. The more people we can turn away from religion, the fewer religious symbols we have to dodge and the more places of worship that rudely won't let us in get torn down.
Okay that's all for now, vampy bitches! Be sure to catch my live stream at midnight on Halloween because, well, sometimes you gotta lean into your brand, right? Til then my darlings!

(Prompt by Kimisha Cassidy)

"Vampire Bite" by Christina
 

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