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90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days season 5, episode 7

Time for some pressure.

  1. Zanzibar is super pretty
  2. Kim is so into Michale Jackson and Usman
  3. Is Sojaboy rebranding to King Africa?
  4. Welp Kim is pressuring Usman
  5. This is awkward
  6. Lol Jasmine doesn't care about Gino's opinion
  7. Gino, you need to calm down on the baby thing
  8. Ah a divorce party
  9. I thought no men were allowed at the divorce party, Jasmine
  10. Jasmine, you would flip out if Gino had a stripper
  11. Oop Elijah caught Caleb and Alina having sex
  12. ELIJAH
  13. More than 100, Caleb?
  14. Caleb is doing a boring one
  15. Elijah is making Alina fess up
  16. Welp this is also awkward
  17. Memphis, you've known Hamza for 8 months...he hasn't been your fiance for 8 months (or has he?)
  18. Delta is a thing to worry about, Ella
  19. Ximena, you lived with a man who threatened to have you killed
  20. Oy Mike sounds a bit gross
  21. Ben...you're dumb
  22. It's a lot to say someone you've known for three months loves you unconditionally
  23. He was more than half-naked, Jasmine
  24. Ella, lots of people haven't been fine
  25. So Hamza plans to do better
  26. Usman gave in
  27. Well this yam talk is awkward
  28. Caleb kinda has a point
  29. Ximena is being very honest
  30. Next time Ben makes it to Peru
  31. Next time Ella considers her options
  32. Next time Mike asks for permission to marry Ximena
  33. Next time Memphis wants a prenup
  34. Next time Kim wants sex
  35. Next time one of Gino's exes contacts Jasmine

(Prompt by me)

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