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90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days season 5, episode 13

Time for Ella to reveal she cheated.

  1. Memphis, you are not excited
  2. Aw bonding
  3. I think Hamza's mom was checking out the translator
  4. Gino, I know that Jasmine likes to be alone when she works out...how do you not know that?
  5. Ah I see why Jasmine is upset
  6. Gino is so uncaring
  7. Gino's ex is being a dick now
  8. Oof I get why Mahogany's parents are concerned
  9. God I would hate to get 10 pages of text
  10. Ximena...you don't like him
  11. How are Mike and Ximena not broken up yet?
  12. Wow Usman did just say he put no effort in
  13. Why aren't we saying Hamza's mom and sister's names?
  14. I somehow doubt you're going to find a prenup protective when you're sponsoring Hamza for a visa
  15. Ella, point the camera at your face
  16. Welp there it is
  17. Johnny took that suspiciously well
  18. EW MIKE
  19. Mike's shirt is ridiculous
  20. Does Mike have a Batman watch?
  21. Jasmine, it's super fair to not trust Gino
  22. Kim, I'd enjoy the remainder of your time at the resort
  23. "What is this shit about Legoland"-Jasmine
  24. Gino's reaction was a bit scary to me
  25. Next time Ben is still fighting for Mahogany
  26. Next time Memphis wants to push the wedding back
  27. Next time Gino and Jasmine keep fighting (and/or makeup?)
  28. Next time Usman and Kim meet up again
  29. Next time Mike is suspicious of Ximena's intentions
  30. Next time Mike runs from the cameras

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days TLC

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