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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After season 7, episode 1

New season! Also, for the record, I won't be typing about Big Ed (you can ask me why if you're curious).

  1. Looks like a dramatic season ahead
  2. Jenny gets scary
  3. Salty lemon water? (I guess it's common!)
  4. Maybe tell your parents in a letter, Sumit?
  5. Shaeeda was accepting all male friend requests?
  6. I'd forgotten Bilal and Shaeeda had only had seven days together
  7. This is a woman you kiss, Bilal
  8. Kim is too confident
  9. Why didn't Kim meet Usman's family the first time around?
  10. So Kim is going to propose...
  11. Did we have to look at Andrei's butt?
  12. Their daughter is so cute
  13. What was that sizzle?
  14. What a boring looking house
  15. Libby is starting a singing career (maybe)?
  16. Is a second child that surprising?
  17. Oooh that naan looks good
  18. Oof Jenny is getting angry
  19. Mila is so cute
  20. You're not a babysitter, you're a dad, Jovi
  21. Okay how much is Yara going out?
  22. Lol at Libby's sister with a napkin on her head
  23. I do feel bad for Libby's mom
  24. Oop Bilal got the names mixed up
  25. Yara is cuter than Jovi
  26. Jovi told Yara her boobs didn't look nice?
  27. Jenny and Sumit are admittedly not that clean
  28. Sumit's mom is so shady
  29. Okay let's not talk about Jenny's body
  30. Oop Sumit, you gotta jump in (he does)
  31. This poor sister-in-law
  32. This season we go to Nigeria
  33. This season Angela comes back
  34. This season Shaeeda and Shahidah don't get along
  35. This season we see Yara react to the invasion of Ukraine
  36. This season Jenny proposes going to the US
  37. This season Libby's family continues to dislike Andrei
  38. This season Angela wrecks a car
  39. This season looks good
  40. Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

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