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Thoughts on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 3, episode 12

 Time for an explanation of the black eye!

  1. Wait does Heather really not know what happened?
  2. Please do say a spdier laid poisonous eggs in Heather's eye
  3. Then say you're sick, Heather
  4. Whitney...I feel like Heather thinks you did it
  5. Also, don't the producers know what happened?
  6. This can't be safe
  7. No, roller blades and roller skates are different
  8. Wait so do you know or do you have theories, Heather?
  9. Oop we're talking about Lisa's money
  10. Okay let's not disparage mental health medications
  11. Angie...you brought it up this time
  12. Meredith, you are counting Lisa's money
  13. Lisa, your outfit is not Helen of Troy
  14. That feather metaphor (or whatever it was) was pretty funny
  15. Heather's eye patch is hilarious
  16. These poor models who have to carry in Angie
  17. Oh Angie is Greek
  18. So Lisa, yeah you do talk trash, but Meredith, own that you do too
  19. I would call it a tirade
  20. Although, Heather makes a good point that it doesn't really matter
  21. Do we all love each other?
  22. Heather, you're being confusing about the eye
  23. Oop is Heather afraid?
  24. Just a to be continued again?
  25. Can't wait!

                                      (Prompt by me)

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