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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? season 8, episode 1

Premiere time! 

  1. Why does TLC think we want to watch so much sex stuff?
  2. Guess Emily and Kobe are still at Emily's parents' house
  3. Super cute kids
  4. Unplanned pregnancy always indicates true love
  5. "Be less of yourself"--Kobe (ho boy, this isn't going to go well)
  6. Wait did Sophie leave Rob?
  7. Rob liked weird creatures? Didn't he just have a dog?
  8. Six is a lot of tarantulas 
  9. Of course Rob lied more
  10. Oof I'm not a fan of Nicole's hair in the confessional
  11. I do feel bad for Mahmoud's mom
  12. So Ashley is a spin instructor (and a witch)
  13. Ah the 90 day classic: a private detective
  14. Sophie's mom is right that Sophie and Rob shouldn't be together
  15. Oh Sophie, get thee to a therapist
  16. I do not envy Kobe and Emily's travel plans
  17. Did Jasmine say "sharky nose" and "piranha teeth"?
  18. Why did we zoom in on Rob's GPS?
  19. Nicole, maybe make sure Mahmoud is okay with you kissing him in public first?
  20. It's wild that Gino took Jasmine on this trip
  21. Oh so Gino and his ex couldn't conceive 
  22. Wait Sophie did a factory reset?
  23. Yes, Rob, people lie when they don't want to tell the truth
  24. This season Emily and her family meet Kobe's family
  25. This season Jasmine does pageants
  26. This season we have to put up with Liz and Ed (though I won't write about them)
  27. This season Ashley and Manuel consider a postnuptial 
  28. This season Ashley's massive debt is revealed
  29. This season Loren gets surgery
  30. This season Gino misrepresents what it takes to get Jasmine's kids to the US
  31. This season Angela continues to treat Michael terribly
  32. This season Sophie keeps trying for some reason
  33. This season maybe Sophie does give up eventually?
  34. This season looks good
  35. Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?, TLC

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