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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? season 9, episode 9

Not sure what's happening this episode because last time we just got a season preview. Full disclosure, I watched this episode twice.

  1. Jovi, you don't have to be like "oh my wife is making me do this"
  2. Honestly, props to Yara for doing the event solo
  3. Alexei, please stop with the papi
  4. Okay that is a medium dog
  5. Omg Yara's puppy is eating this lady's necklace
  6. Does the orange bag really look good with Andrei's blue shirt?
  7. Kara, you threw Guillermo out...I kinda get why he didn't come to your show
  8. I'll give them this, Guillermo and Kara do have romantic chemistry
  9. "Do you want to smell me?"-Kara
  10. Kara! Focus on driving!
  11. Why is Julia using paper plates?
  12. Wow so you learned on Russian phrase, Brandon
  13. SHUT UP, BRANDON
  14. Not only did Georgi sleep naked, but he let cameras in his room when he's naked
  15. Wow Georgi and Darcey can have a successful and meaningful talk
  16. What place has hot sauce, funny gifts, and a full bar?
  17. That said, Frankenmuth does seem like a cute place that Matt has brought Jasmine to
  18. Jasmine is funny
  19. Okay, overall, I do like Matt but him calling Jasmine mama does give me the ick
  20. Jasmine, get thee to a therapist
  21. Jasmine, regardless of whether or not you like marry Matt, you should dump Gino once and for all
  22. Zeyn is a cutie
  23. Adnan is giving me the creeps for watching the whole C-section
  24. Zeyn is a sound sleeper
  25. Omg are Julia and Brandon going to meet up with the rest of the Miami crew?
  26. I'm glad Julia has a good doctor
  27. AGAIN, BRANDON, SHUT UP!
  28. I love Darcey's logic
  29. Darcey is hilarious
  30. "I'm pretty prey"-Darcey
  31. Okay, did the monks get the women pregnant?
  32. Darcey is too funny
  33. It does seem like Jovi is even later than expected
  34. Loren, helping your friends is normal when you show up early to an event
  35. Loren, just admit to it and apologize
  36. Those are some hefty flight pours for Kara
  37. Kara and Guillermo are giving each other the eyes
  38. Brandon and Julia should do real therapy
  39. Yes, Libby, air that dirty laundry
  40. I love that we keep cutitng to shots of this French bulldog
  41. Next time we go to Brandon's fmaily farm
  42. Next time Betty sucks
  43. Next time Stacey arrives?
  44. Next time Gino talks to his hot nephew
  45. Next time Gino sucks
  46. Next time the couple vs. couple fight escalates
  47. Next time Yara gets involved
  48. Next time Kara stops being fun buzzed and gets upset drunk
  49. Next time looks pretty good
  50. Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?, TLC

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