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2020 vice presidential debate stream of consciousness

 I maintain that stream of consciousness is the only way to immediately write about these.

  • I really want Harris to just eviscerate Pence
  • Ooh we got to see the teleprompter for the moderator be unveiled
  • Regulated enthusiasm, the best kind
  • Ha Harris is stage left and Pence is stage right
  • Again, why are there different kinds of flag pins?
  • Ooh we're gonna get some cool reflection shots with the plexiglass
  • Why are their lapel mics on different sides?
  • Harris, these are great points, but you aren't saying what you'll do
  • Wow Pence thinks it's a privilege to be on stage with Harris...I'd've thought mother wouldn't approve of him being alone with two women
  • So if we did such a good job, Pence, why do we have such a high death rate?
  • Yeah, Harris, don't let that jerk interrupt you
  • Can I opt out of being in Pence's heart?
  • "You respect the American people when you tell the truth"
  • Wow I forgot how old Biden is
  • Pence refuses to listen to the moderator, but he can just lose time I guess
  • Harris clearly said she would take a vaccine if doctors approved it
  • Will we really have a vaccine before the end of 2020?
  • NYT said that the Obama administration handled the swine flu well
  • Ha neither wants to talk about how old their candidate is
  • Ah yes, Biden's health has everything to do with Trump's taxes
  • Why couldn't either just say that like medical history can be private
  • "There was a time we believed in science"
  • Harris smiling and whispering "That's not what I said" is a mood
  • Fracking bad
  • Pence, you're such a dick
  • "They're coming for you" is an ominous but accurate statement, Harris
  • OBAMACARE WAS NOT A DISASTER
  • So Harris said she'd ban fracking...you realize she is the VP candidate right?
  • I bet you are proud of your conservation efforts, Pence...that doesn't mean it's good
  • So if our water and air is clean...shouldn't we protect it? No? Okay
  • It would not literally crush jobs...conservation efforts aren't the Hulk
  • Again, fracking bad
  • Wait we're talking about the economy? I thought the topic was the environment
  • Man, I'd forgotten that they'd removed shit like "science" and "climate change"
  • Much probably propose an existential threat to Pence
  • Aaaand we're back to taxes
  • Pence is literally repeating himself
  • We have not always cherished our environment...the Chicago river used to catch fire
  • Lol who said Harris was the most liberal senator?
  • Pence has run out of talking points
  • I would describe us as problematic frenemies that people kinda ship
  • Man, I forgot that Drumpf got rid of the pandemic task force
  • Ha I just looked up a fact check and Drumpf didn't even ban travel from China
  • Were we talking about ISIS?
  • Ya know, I'd believe Pence felt bad about the torture of an American if he didn't support shock therapy for gays
  • Wait, what does having a sizable family have to do with your ability to be on SCOTUS?
  • DURBIN
  • Ah I see what you did there, Harris, you're trying to tie JFK and Biden together
  • School him, Harris
  • Pence, you haven't answered a ton of questions
  • PENCE TRUSTS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM AND THINKS IT WORKED WITH BREONNA TAYLOR
  • Man, so sad she lost her salon...totally equivalent to losing a daughter
  • Gotta love the fly on Pence's head
  • It was blatantly true that Drumpf didn't condemn white supremacists 
  • Drumpf does not respect all American people
  • Drumpf has Jewish grandkids which actually means nothing about him
  • Okay, Harris has an imperfect record, but she did do things for criminal justice
  • Only Harris gets called out for repeating talking points? Pence did too
  • Yick support from Bush's admin is bad
  • Harris just can't think of a good way to say Biden will drag Trump's out by his ear
  • Pence doesn't understand what overturning an election means
  • I would tell the 8th grader you can't be kind to evil people
  • The lime green wristband is very distracting
  • I wanted more evisceration
  • Note that mother isn't wearing a mask but Harris's partner is
  • The small audience does make the applause sound so pathetic

(Prompt by me)

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