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Thoughts on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 1, episode 5

 Let the confusingly themed lunch continue!

  1. Yes, I love that they say how the theme again 
  2. Jen does a pretty good impression of Mary
  3. "Don't open those eyeballs at me"
  4. Yes, Whitney, please describe all the weird stuff at this lunch
  5. True, I also think of Mary as a cult leader and not just someone who married her grandfather
  6. Um, there are reasons to speak disrespectfully
  7. You are not a close knit group of friends
  8. Mary, your opinions can hurt people
  9. Poor Valter
  10. Yes, let's bring in Valter to this fight
  11. Mary, you have to let people finish
  12. So Mary has so far called Jen a hoodlum and ghetto
  13. Okay, Jen, you do use words that are used to make people feel less than
  14. Jen, why did you interrupt Mary, I wanted to hear why she said that
  15. Wait Mary, so do you associate all 7-11s with violence or just ones with black people there?
  16. Sounds like Heather's ex doesn't suck
  17. Wow it is misty out
  18. I find it super interesting to see how getting divorced affects being in the Mormon community
  19. Again, I thought you moved here for Seth's work so why does he not work here?
  20. Yeah, Seth, if you would move anywhere for Meredith then you would move here
  21. Jen has a good husband
  22. Whitney's brother has a healthier distance from their dad I think
  23. I have such empathy for Whitney
  24. "I'm a worm!"
  25. Get thee to Al-Anon, Whitney
  26. I'm a little surprised that we saw inside the sober living area
  27. Yikes, this is a rough conversation for us to see, Meredith
  28. Carbonation does not affect your ovaries
  29. I don't think Jen is triggered by what Mary has
  30. I don't think everyone understands choosing faith over love
  31. Body shots!
  32. Why does a tequila brand run Sundance?
  33. We finally get to see Brooks's fashion
  34. What's wrong with Heather picking someone up?
  35. Can't wait til next episode!

(Prompt by me)

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