Thoughts on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 2, episode 8

Time to talk about cults?

"Make money, eat your banana."
Lisa's sons seem great
Mary is wild
It's pretty harsh for a mom to cut their kid off
Jen...is that a real wolf?
Giftgate
Whitney and her brother are adorable
Oh Whitney, I'm sorry
Penis ring toss is hilarious
Lisa successfully brought up two issues through other randos
Talk about a tease
Next time Lisa reveals the secret event
Next time the ladies head to Vail
Next time the police are looking for Jen
Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

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