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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Love In Paradise season 4, episode 5

Time for some choices.

  1. Yeah Luke, Madelein is sulking because she's a literal teenager and you're a douche
  2. So, Luke, how could waiting make Madelein's reactions any better?
  3. Dude if my best friend's husband thought I was a gold digger, I'd be mad
  4. WHAT ASSETS DOES LUKE HAVE STILL? (Apparently an apartment)
  5. Luke, sell that apartment
  6. LUKE CHOSE TO DATE A 19 YEAR OLD
  7. WALK OUT OF IT, ANI
  8. Jackie seems like a good friend to Alliya
  9. THE FACT THAT HE MISSES YOU BEING SCARED IS A RED FLAG
  10. I love that Alliya is putting herself first
  11. Alex, you and Adriano are not on any of the same pages
  12. Yes, Alex, pottery is a bit dirty
  13. Okay, we get it, it looks phallic
  14. Adriano told Alex to "suck it up" when it comes to racism...cool...
  15. Luke, you're lucky Madelein's family even tolerates you given that Madelein is only 19
  16. Luke, you can't tell a 19-year-old to "grow the fuck up." You grow up and date someone your own age!
  17. Alliya, I support you, girl, but dump Shawn
  18. Yes, Shawn, it's not about you
  19. Wait Madelein wants a piano, a violin, and a DJ?
  20. My god Madelein looks so young
  21. Okay, Luke, not everyone does a prenup (that said, I do plan to get one myself)
  22. Next time Shawn proposes?
  23. Next time Alex brings up God with Adriano as a way to talk about threesomes
  24. Next time Kyle gets tested for STIs
  25. Next time Kyle hasn't been honest (shocker)
  26. Next time apparently Luke and Madelein got in another fight (shocker)
  27. Next time looks like it should lead to break ups...
  28. ...but it probably won't
  29. Next time looks good though!
  30. Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiancé: Love In Paradise, TLC

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