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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Hunt for Love season 1, episode 2

Don't know what's to come on this episode because we got a season preview last week.

  1. What is this opening montage?
  2. Okay, yeah, Usman's song isn't good, but you gave him like 2 seconds to come up with it
  3. Chantel has like no game
  4. Courtney also has no game
  5. Chad is a nice guy for bailing her out
  6. Okay but Chad also has no game
  7. Omg how long has this hot tub speed dating been going on???
  8. Tim and Jennifer, you had to know the show would force you together
  9. Oop Colt is failing
  10. Get it, Tiffany
  11. Tim looks so physically uncomfortable
  12. Wait, Elise, what is deep about your connection with Rob?
  13. How is Jennifer so low ranked?
  14. Rob...you didn't even rate Jennifer higher?
  15. Jennifer is a Greek goddess?
  16. I do not see chemistry between Courtney and Usman
  17. Courtney does not know what a fluffer is
  18. Next time Colt has a weird pillow
  19. Next time Colt thinks he has game
  20. Next time Colt is going to ask someone out (maybe Courtney)
  21. Next time Courtney is into Rocky
  22. Next time peple are fighting over Jennifer
  23. Next time Courtney tells Tim about the stripper rumor
  24. Next time Tim and Jennifer fight
  25. Can't wait

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiancé: Hunt for Love, TLC

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