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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? season 9, episode 1

Time for the season premiere (which I was 3 minutes late to)!

  1. Pirate costume for Andrei but also naked?
  2. Andrei called Libby's family a cult, right?
  3. Lovin' this crossover of couples we've been promised
  4. I hate this haunted house for both me and Darcey
  5. Darcey doesn't know how old Georgi is
  6. Darcey is comedy gold
  7. Do we have to objectify Yara this much?
  8. The show tricked us!
  9. Ho boy Gino kicked Jasmine out of the house
  10. Kara and Guillermo are awkward
  11. Okay not talking for 3 days when you have a kid that little is wild to me
  12. Why does Loren have braces now?
  13. I hated it when Gino complimented her skin
  14. Loren, Libby moving isn't your decision
  15. I think Georgi was just trying to convey his parents' expectations
  16. Gino, please stop telling me what's turning you on
  17. Jasmine, move on
  18. Well Loren and Alexei's dinner party escalated
  19. This season Darcey and Georgi have a honeymoon
  20. This season maybe Gino has sex
  21. This season Julia gets fertility tests
  22. This season Jovi said someone is ugly?
  23. This season Kara and Guillermo have trust issues
  24. This season Adnan wants Tigerlily to convert
  25. This season Don tells Betty to shut up?
  26. This season Andrei lies?
  27. This season Gino's new girlfriend wants to come clean
  28. This season Gino tries to get Jasmine deported?
  29. This season looks DRAMATIC
  30. Can't wait!

(Prompt by me)

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