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Thoughts on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? season 9, episode 12

Time for some difficult family dynamics.

  1. Matt, calling Jasmine's pregnant belly a beer belly isn't great
  2. Matt, your mom IS going to find out
  3. Jasmine, you were using male pronounds first
  4. Matt, let Jasmine be a vegan
  5. Stacey and Florian land and go straight to a dance studio?
  6. This dancing is hilarious
  7. Yara, are hair masks that common?
  8. Seems like Brandon and Julia did not have the kids talk before marriage
  9. I love that Georgi looked up what the red veil was for and then wondered why he doesn't get protection
  10. I love Yara's Barbie-esque ski outfit
  11. Yes, Julia, get the hotel freebies
  12. Brandon, if you hear what Julia is saying, you'll hear that she's unhappy and wants to find herself (he seemed to get it after she did the phone battery metaphor)
  13. Haha Matt keeps naming things he finds beautiful about Jasmine that their baby might have, but Jasmine keeps being like "no, lol, that was surgery"
  14. I'll be honest, I'm having trouble seeing this baby's face
  15. Brandon, you're rude as hell
  16. Julia's dad is asking important questions
  17. I love that Darcey gets to kick something over for good luck
  18. That cake looks good
  19. Darcey is drunk
  20. Is Georgi's suit sparkly?
  21. Okay I don't need to see the vomit
  22. Matt was not prepared for the baby to be a girl
  23. Matt...just be happy that your baby is healthy
  24. I get why the parents have concerns about Brandon and Julia's lack of a plan, but like...they're adults and you gotta let them figure it out
  25. Next time Loren is conflicted about the ski trip
  26. Next time Gino meets with someone to talk about Jasmine's pregnancy
  27. Next time that rando I don't remember says he feels violated by Jasmine getting pregnant (sure)
  28. Next time Jasmine confronts Matt
  29. Next time Betty is rude
  30. Next time Georgi leaves?

(Prompt by me)

90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?, TLC

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